Roderick Green, a second-year Ravens linebacker out of Central Missouri State was stabbed early Sunday morning after a fight at a bowling alley. Police say he bumped into another bowler, words were exchanged, and Green actually tried to walk away from the whole thing… but the man chased him down and stabbed him in the parking lot.

It’s not often that I get to say this, but… it probably would’ve been a better decision to just kick the guy’s ass right there in the bowling alley. I do applaud him for walking away and trying to avoid further incident, and hindsight is 20/20, and it was probably impossible to know that he was dealing with such a crazy motherfucker… but “stabbed by a bowler” isn’t something you want on your off-season resume.

Best of luck to Roderick, and to the Baltimore police, who have to find a guy crazy enough, and bad enough, to stab an NFL linebacker in a bowling alley parking lot. Police have no suspects… other than Jerome Bettis.