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Ravens Linebacker Shanked On Lane Six
July 10th, 2006

Roderick Green, a second-year Ravens linebacker out of Central Missouri State was stabbed early Sunday morning after a fight at a bowling alley. Police say he bumped into another bowler, words were exchanged, and Green actually tried to walk away from the whole thing… but the man chased him down and stabbed him in the parking lot.

It’s not often that I get to say this, but… it probably would’ve been a better decision to just kick the guy’s ass right there in the bowling alley. I do applaud him for walking away and trying to avoid further incident, and hindsight is 20/20, and it was probably impossible to know that he was dealing with such a crazy motherfucker… but “stabbed by a bowler” isn’t something you want on your off-season resume.

Best of luck to Roderick, and to the Baltimore police, who have to find a guy crazy enough, and bad enough, to stab an NFL linebacker in a bowling alley parking lot. Police have no suspects… other than Jerome Bettis.



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3 Responses to “Ravens Linebacker Shanked On Lane Six”

  1. lopey Says:

    maybe they should take a gander at ray-ray lewis’ stabbing history…maybe roderick is trying to take ray-ray’s job as gayest dancing football player of all time?




  2. Dave's Football Blog Says:

    How many anonymous DON’T BE SNITCHIN’ messages has Green received so far?




  3. mrmom61 Says:

    Missed ya MJD. How crazy do you have to be to chase down an NFL linebacker and stab him?




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