Recent news reports have Barbaro “responding well in his sixth cast.” His sixth cast? That seems a little excessive. I mean, I’d have my only child put to sleep if he or she required six casts for the same injury. This is getting absurd. I wish they’d just put a bullet in him and be done with it.
I’m not sure if I can take it if the thing lives for five more years, and we’re still getting constant updates on his health. It’s just that time… there’s talk of “potentially serious” complications, the vet says it’s in for some rough times ahead, it’s had surgery after surgery, it’s got an abscess on his left hind hoof, and… well, I think it’s annoying as fuck.
I realize that that’s not a very good reason to kill a horse, but hey, it’s horse racing. They’ve killed for less. I wish Jayson Williams would hire Barbaro to give him a ride home, or that Barbaro had an affair with OJ Simpson’s current love interest, or someone hired Isiah Thomas to oversee Barbaro’s recovery.
danks
Is it possible that if this damn horse finally dies it will be breaking news on ESPN? And if so, should it be breaking news if Little Morgan, (that black lab that has won the deck jumping championships at the Geat Outdoor Games) dies too?
July 11, 2006 at 5:30 pm
The Big Picture
greatest piece of Photoshop work i’ve seen in a while!
July 11, 2006 at 6:27 pm
mrmom61
He’s going to be some expensive dogfood.
July 11, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Adam
That is nasty haha. I hope Barbaro is not in too much pain and I hope he can live.
July 11, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Fan's Attic
while i don’t want to hear about the future glue-product and its travails, i do understand the owners wanting to save it because its stallion juice is worth millions.
July 11, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Jimbo Mercy
Y’all are just jealous of his huge wang.
July 12, 2006 at 12:03 am
Rhondda Nunes
Hey now…
barabaro doesn’t have to be glue if he can just get some nice horsey ‘roids; smell the fillies in between naps, what the hell.
If his owners wanna spring for a test horse case with this injury for the long-term-test-of-recovery;
really!…who are we…the tabloid-buying public…to stop them?
(if we did, I’m sure naked pics of brittany would stop selling.)
So they want his future geldings.Its their benjamins.$$
July 12, 2006 at 5:40 am
Brandon
Amen to the author of this blog. Seriously, will the horse die already. I am tired of constant updates all over the web about some damn horse with the name Barbaro. It’s confusing as hell because I keep thinking of Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Carribean. Enough of these mind games!
July 14, 2006 at 2:52 am
Deb
Well, some folks might wish YOU’D all just be killed or die and your families too.
July 14, 2006 at 6:07 pm
the mighty mjd
Jesus.
July 14, 2006 at 9:07 pm
lozo
i’m with you on this. i want babaro to die. so i started a site:
killbabaro.blogspot.com
i hope it works. any support you can offer is much appreciated.
July 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
lozo
damn it.
killbarbaro.blogspot.com
yeah, that’s it. barbaro. i don’t know who babaro is.
July 19, 2006 at 1:37 pm