Archive for July 18th, 2006

Mets third-baseman David Wright appeared in a commercial over the weekend promoting something called the “Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade.” David appeared on the screen, and said, “Hi, I’m David Wright. I invite you to the ‘Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade’ with Dr. Jaerock Lee, at Madison Square Garden, July 27, 28 and 29.” And then you see people on stage, tossing their crutches aside and walking, and people getting out of their wheelchairs, and, I dunno, breakdancing, I suppose.

I don’t know if Wright is really into that sort of thing, and if he is, that’s fine, although I think he should certainly put “Leap of Faith” into his Netflix queue. But who knows, two weeks before that picture was taken, he may have been stricken with polio, glaucoma, the gout, and Tommy Morrison’s HIV may have relocated itself into Wright’s body. So who knows.

Anyway, the commercial has been pulled, and the Mets organization has apologized.

“David Wright and the New York Mets have no affiliation or association whatsoever with the event entitled ‘Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade,’ and neither approve of nor endorse the event. The recent TV ad about the event was produced without authorization or approvals through an abuse of a media-newsgathering credential.

“The Mets did not and would not endorse any such event or allow their logos and trademarks be used in such a fashion. The TV spots have been pulled and will not air again. We apologize for any problems or confusion that may have been caused by this unauthorized action.”

Even weirder, the New York Sports Page has dug up some things about one of the guys featured in the Revival. Dr. Jaerock Lee… well, that’s just gross.

If it were to happen, I’d have to assume that this wouldn’t be on pay-per-view, but on FOX, as a lead-in to Temptation Island or something. Tommy Morrison, who tested positive for HIV 10 years ago, wants to get in the ring against Mike Tyson. And he also says that he’s no longer HIV positive. Thanks to BenMaller.com for the heads-up…

If you’ve heard of Morrison at all, it’s probably because he inexplicably starred in Rocky V, one of the worst movies in the history of cinema. He hasn’t fought in quite some time, and understandably so; no one’s really excited about a guy with the Hiv to be bleeding all over them. But I’m really glad that his time away from boxing has been productive… finding a cure for the HIV virus is no small feat. It’s also great news for those of you who were considering having unprotected sex with Tommy Morrison. Go ahead. Have at it. I dare you.

But yeah, at the age of 37, he wants to resume his boxing career, and he’d like to have a go against Mike Tyson. He says Tyson lives right down the road from him, and they’ve spoken about it. And despite the fact that it would be a fight between a guy who tested positive for HIV and, well, Mike Tyson… I’m sure they’d be able to find someone to sanction and promote it. Even sadder, though, I’m pretty sure I’d want to watch.

I enjoy the soap opera-esque subplots in sports as much as anyone. I’m always intrigued when guys are fighting for some reason or another, even if that reason is really dumb. I’m even mildly interested in Tony Stewart, because it seems like every other week, he’s bitching about how he hates someone. But I’m pretty much done with any controversies surrounding Terrell Owens. I’m sure I’ll change my mind when he accuses Drew Bledsoe in Week 6 of molesting armadillos, but for now… I’ve just lost all interest.

The latest “story” surround an interview he did with Bryant Gumbel on HBO… and Owens said that the media doesn’t like him, blames the media for his P.R. issues, and that he feels like he’s misunderstood and has been uncecessarily vilified.

So… Yeah? Is that it? Is that really all there is to the story? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve heard all that before. I just don’t find him to be all that compelling anymore. There’s no mystery about him. He has no idea what it means to be a good teammate, he has no interest in functioning as a part of a group, he cares way too much about himself on the field, and he’s massively, massively insecure. That’s it. That’s the beginning, middle, and the end… and I just don’t find it entertaining anymore. There’s no intrigue left. I’m not even buying his calendars anymore.

At this point, I really only care about his production on the field, or the lack thereof. As far as everything else goes… you’re misunderstood, you’re human, you’re not a bad guy. Got it, thanks. Now go score a touchdown.

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