July19

Kenny Chesney & The Mannings Now A Love Triangle

By: the mighty mjd

Well, that’s just sick. I don’t care if Peyton and Kenny Chesney pipe each other all day long, but… you just can’t bring your brother into a menage-a-trois. That’s just gross. At a recent Kenny Chesney concert (at Madison Square Garden, I believe), Kenny Chesney told the audience that a special guest was going to help him sing “Back Where I Come From,” and that special guest… was Eli Manning. YouTube evidence.

Now, there’s nothing in the video to suggest that anything gay is going on, and chances are, it’s probably nothing more than just innocent fun… but, you know, it’s a lot more fun to assume otherwise. So I just don’t have much choice but to believe that they’re gay lovers. I don’t know if Peyton’s involved, or if they broke up and Eli’s taking sloppy seconds, but… I am of the opinion that Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, and Kenny Chesney are all sharing a bed, and doing very very gay things in that bed.

I discovered all this at Big Blue Interactive, a Giants site. I liked the comment there by John Meoff (Jack’s brother, I’m assuming), pointing out that it’s been a good month for questioning the sexuality for various New York Giants. First, Strahan’s wife implies that he was shacking up with a guy, and now Eli’s making public appearances with his brother’s boyfriend… are there any straight New York Giants?

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