Remember on the 72nd hole of the U.S. British Open, there were some bizarre purple splotches on the green? The vandals responsible for them were apprehended and yesterday, sentenced. One of the guys will be spending eight weeks in jail, and the other earned five weeks of unpaid community service.
They represented a group called “Real Fathers 4 Justice,” an organization that advocates for better treatment of Shawn Kemp. Okay, no they don’t. They advocate for father’s rights in child custody cases. And what better way to prove that you’re mature enough to be a good father than throwing paint bombs on the green at the British Open.
I’m sure that the British legal system was very impressed by your efforts, and they’re ready to consider letting you see your kids now, because you set such a great example. Way to think it through, dickheads. Earl Woods would’ve been proud of your paternal instincts.
Edward Says:
July 27th, 2006 at 3:08 am
These are the same fuckwits who dress up as superheroes and climb Buckingham Palace, or handcuff themselves to the Child Services Agency minister, or throw flour bombs at the Prime Minister in Parliament. Big, mature, grown-up things to do.
Also, what’s truly staggering is how many of these thickos are months or years behind on their child support. I would love for there to be a press moratorium on giving them publicity.
BA Says:
July 27th, 2006 at 9:38 am
Uh, don’t you mean the British Open? Sorry had to be done.
the mighty mjd Says:
July 27th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Yes. Yes I do.
Mark Says:
July 30th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
British men are bizarre, case closed.
I advocate taking their women away from them.