I’d like to call your attention not only to Jerry Porter’s obscene new physique, but the fact that he’s wearing what appears to be a replica of Ted DiBiase’s million dollar belt. I’m not sure if DiBiase fell on hard times and sold it on EBay, or Jerry Porter pinned him and took it in a legally sanctioned WWF match, but no matter where it came from, it makes me look at Jerry Porter in a whole new light. The million dollar belt is a symbol of status and prestige that known all throughout the world.
Of course, you know by now that JP wants to be traded. He’s got some sort of beef with new Raiders head coach Art Shell, and I just wonder if it all stems from the million dollar belt. Maybe Art Shell was a huge Ted DiBiase fan. Maybe he threatened to put Porter in the Million Dollar Dream. Maybe the Raiders signed Virgil to a contract for training camp, and he’s deeply offended by it all.
My hope is that the Raiders can’t find anyone to take Porter in a trade, and they release him, and he then signs with San Diego. AFC West teams, more than maybe any other division, just seem to swap players a lot. I have my doubts that Marty Schottenheimer and AJ Smith would take a chance on a guy who’s a perceived character risk, but disagreeing with Raiders management, in my mind, anyway, is more likely to be an indication of strong character.
Jeff
It doesn’t get much better than the Million Dollar Belt. Bravo Jerry Porter, Bravo.
July 28, 2006 at 7:00 am
TJ
Porter will be teaming up with Irwin R. Schyster on Monday night’s Raw.
July 28, 2006 at 7:50 am
daseib
classic mjd! so f ing funny!
July 28, 2006 at 8:14 am
Adam
Wow that man is jacked. Who is his trainer? I want in on working out with that guy.
July 28, 2006 at 9:55 am
Bouj
Didn’t we see this before when Boston showed up at Chargers camp looking like this and got busted for the juice?
July 28, 2006 at 10:58 am
Andrew
Let’s just say that Jerry Porter has $399 plus tax and shipping to throw around:
http://shopzone.wwe.com/Product_detail.asp?cat=cat-Belts&productId=06-00786
Good lord, I envy him.
July 28, 2006 at 1:58 pm
boo boo
Porter was a freakish athlete the day he showed up as a freshman at WVU. He was originally a QB and could throw the ball 70 yards flat footed. It’s not like he went from Erkel to He-man in one off-season
July 28, 2006 at 2:52 pm
The Nick
everyone has a price…..doesnt really fit but it needed to be said
July 28, 2006 at 4:20 pm
NFL Adam
Maybe that’s not Jerry Porter. Maybe it’s Virgil who has been playing for the Raiders all of these years.
Or maybe Stone Cold Steve Austin will be signed to take Jerry’s spot as “The Field Master.”
July 28, 2006 at 6:07 pm
rm
hah, whatever jerry is doing…I hope he puts those muscles to use on the field!
go raiders!
July 29, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Jimmy
Porter’s going to take on Shell in a Loser Leaves Town match at SummerSlam with the title on the line. The catch is if Porter loses, the only team he can go to is the 49ers.
July 31, 2006 at 12:56 am