Well, this is new. A little sexual misconduct between high school teachers/coaches and students certainly wouldn’t be anything groundbreaking. But an assistant JV football coach having sex with a 15-year-old, and then pimping her out… well, bravo, coach. I think that’s a first.
Even ignoring the moral aspect of it for a second… from a legal standpoint, how can you expect to get away with pimping out a 15-year-old student at the high school where you coach? You’re not in Tijuana, pal. You just can’t do that. There is not ‘Nam, there are rules.
When police arrested the guy, he admitted to having sex with the girl when she was 14, he admitting to pimping her out, and he admitted to having two pounds of weed in the trunk of his car; weed that he planned to sell. Bonus points for that. He explained to police that he supplemented his income by selling the marijuana, though it wasn’t clear if the original income to which he was referring came from the pimping, or from the coaching/bus driving.
Mike
And just think, if he wasn’t stupid enough to get caught in a public park, we would have never heard of him.
August 3, 2006 at 4:45 am
The Bird
“Pimping! F*%# me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of a monogamous relationship between married adults, Dude, but at least it keeps teenagers away from crap like this.”
August 3, 2006 at 9:56 am
jerloma
I’m this close to homeschooling my daughter.
August 3, 2006 at 10:16 am
Fan's Attic
“You know it’s hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent”
August 3, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Mark
If this had happened in West Virginia, I might have understood.
But I expected better from Maryland…
August 3, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Moonshine Mike
In West Virginia, you don’t get pimped out by your coach, but by Uncle Ernie.
August 3, 2006 at 5:55 pm
The Big Picture
and this is why he is the football coach, not the women’s volleyball coach.
August 3, 2006 at 11:31 pm
riggs
Every time a 15-year-old gets micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
August 3, 2006 at 11:54 pm
jmoney
Across this line you do not… and by the way MJD, pimping is not the prefferd nomenclature, it’s capitalist prostitution please.
August 4, 2006 at 2:02 pm