Well, this is new. A little sexual misconduct between high school teachers/coaches and students certainly wouldn’t be anything groundbreaking. But an assistant JV football coach having sex with a 15-year-old, and then pimping her out… well, bravo, coach. I think that’s a first.
Even ignoring the moral aspect of it for a second… from a legal standpoint, how can you expect to get away with pimping out a 15-year-old student at the high school where you coach? You’re not in Tijuana, pal. You just can’t do that. There is not ‘Nam, there are rules.
When police arrested the guy, he admitted to having sex with the girl when she was 14, he admitting to pimping her out, and he admitted to having two pounds of weed in the trunk of his car; weed that he planned to sell. Bonus points for that. He explained to police that he supplemented his income by selling the marijuana, though it wasn’t clear if the original income to which he was referring came from the pimping, or from the coaching/bus driving.
Mike Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:45 am
And just think, if he wasn’t stupid enough to get caught in a public park, we would have never heard of him.
The Bird Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:56 am
“Pimping! F*%# me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of a monogamous relationship between married adults, Dude, but at least it keeps teenagers away from crap like this.”
jerloma Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:16 am
I’m this close to homeschooling my daughter.
Fan's Attic Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:44 pm
“You know it’s hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent”
Mark Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:07 pm
If this had happened in West Virginia, I might have understood.
But I expected better from Maryland…
Moonshine Mike Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:55 pm
In West Virginia, you don’t get pimped out by your coach, but by Uncle Ernie.
The Big Picture Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:31 pm
and this is why he is the football coach, not the women’s volleyball coach.
riggs Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Every time a 15-year-old gets micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
jmoney Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Across this line you do not… and by the way MJD, pimping is not the prefferd nomenclature, it’s capitalist prostitution please.