August9

Apparently, We’re Big Into Asian Porno Here

By: the mighty mjd

So last night, I attempted to switch up my Amazon.com links down there on the left. You know, the ones that all of you completely ignore. And they have a new feature that automatically generates five links based on what appears on the site, the type of content here, etc. And the item at the top of the list was a DVD box set entitled “The Asian Collection – 20 Full Features in One Box.”

That’s right. Hardcore porno. Tera Patrick, Fujiko, Miko Lee, the whole gang… even Mimi Miyagi, a name that makes me want to just punch a porno producer in the face.

That’s what Amazon gets from this site. Sigh. Now, I’ll grant you… I don’t run the cleanest of enterprises. I embrace profanity and sexual innuendo like Joy Behar embraces Viagra jokes. But I’d like to think that I stop short of just outright pornography. I may feature some scantily-clad trim here and there, but I have boundaries. The one time I posted about “cream pies,” I swear, it was an honest mistake.

Edit: I could not make this up. I changed the link back to something I could customize on my own, because I didn’t want to advertise porno. The Asian Collection link could not have been up there for more than five minutes. And somebody fucking bought one. I kid you not. Those links are extremely rarely used… and within five minutes of its appearance here, someone bought a 20-Hour DVD box set of hardcore Asian porno for $39.99. Thank you, loyal and horny reader.

So in the span of about 20 minutes, I’ve sexually propositioned a judge and peddled Asian smut. I have had prouder days.

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