So last night, I attempted to switch up my Amazon.com links down there on the left. You know, the ones that all of you completely ignore. And they have a new feature that automatically generates five links based on what appears on the site, the type of content here, etc. And the item at the top of the list was a DVD box set entitled “The Asian Collection - 20 Full Features in One Box.”
That’s right. Hardcore porno. Tera Patrick, Fujiko, Miko Lee, the whole gang… even Mimi Miyagi, a name that makes me want to just punch a porno producer in the face.
That’s what Amazon gets from this site. Sigh. Now, I’ll grant you… I don’t run the cleanest of enterprises. I embrace profanity and sexual innuendo like Joy Behar embraces Viagra jokes. But I’d like to think that I stop short of just outright pornography. I may feature some scantily-clad trim here and there, but I have boundaries. The one time I posted about “cream pies,” I swear, it was an honest mistake.
Edit: I could not make this up. I changed the link back to something I could customize on my own, because I didn’t want to advertise porno. The Asian Collection link could not have been up there for more than five minutes. And somebody fucking bought one. I kid you not. Those links are extremely rarely used… and within five minutes of its appearance here, someone bought a 20-Hour DVD box set of hardcore Asian porno for $39.99. Thank you, loyal and horny reader.
So in the span of about 20 minutes, I’ve sexually propositioned a judge and peddled Asian smut. I have had prouder days.
Keevin Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 2:55 am
You should make all the links porn if they sell that quick. I bet Amazon will start adverstising you. Also big props to whoever bought that set.
Jay Miller Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 4:51 am
You’re welcome. I just cannot get enough of digital asian pussy. And sports.
Edward Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 5:03 am
You know Mimi Miyagi is running for governor of Nevada?
http://wonkette.com/politics/politics/mimi-miyagi-in-political-limbo-188040.php
jerloma Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 11:11 am
I was almost sold but I just can’t get past that glaring Kobe Tai absence.
twoeightnine Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 11:11 am
How about a review?
BA Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 11:53 am
That story made my morning. Well at least you know people are looking out for you.
tony Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
So wait a minute, “Getting Open” by Tom Graham isn’t a porno?
I think I need to cancel an order.
farris Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Mimi’s world headquarters are less than a mile from my house in Henderson. If you’d like, I could thank her for your positive press in person.
VTHokie Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
KATSUMI, BABY!!!!
Alex Says:
August 9th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
How do you know Joy Behar embraces Viagra jokes?
Craig3410 Says:
August 11th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
[i]I was almost sold but I just can’t get past that glaring Kobe Tai absence.[/i]
Hey, she went to my high school!
(Hey, my graduating class had ~45 people; we’ll take what we get. :))