Comments on: Clarett Arrested Again, In Grand Fashion http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/ slangin' knowledge... since 2003. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:59:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: tony http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15353 tony Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:02:07 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15353 <i>At the arraignment, his lawyer had the balls to say “We’re very confident that there was no intent to harm anyone.” while trying to argue for a lower bond.</i> His lawyer also argued that he saw no reason why the "alleged" incident that occured the night before would be in violation of his probation for the previous offense. With a straight face. He also blamed the media for blowing it up, saying "the cameras, which were there (heh) practically before the police..." Lawyers suck. At the arraignment, his lawyer had the balls to say “We’re very confident that there was no intent to harm anyone.” while trying to argue for a lower bond.

His lawyer also argued that he saw no reason why the “alleged” incident that occured the night before would be in violation of his probation for the previous offense. With a straight face.

He also blamed the media for blowing it up, saying “the cameras, which were there (heh) practically before the police…”

Lawyers suck.

]]> By: Peter http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15346 Peter Thu, 10 Aug 2006 23:32:50 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15346 What a moron. When is he going to move out of Columbus, OH? It's the only city in the whole country where his actions are magnified. What a moron. When is he going to move out of Columbus, OH? It’s the only city in the whole country where his actions are magnified.

]]> By: Mr Furious http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15282 Mr Furious Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:28:59 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15282 Clarett was caught within blocks of the home of the key witness in his robbery trial. At the arraignment, his lawyer had the balls to say <a href="http://misterfurious.blogspot.com/2006/08/lionel-hutz-for-defense.html" rel="nofollow">"We're very confident that there was no intent to harm anyone."</a> while trying to argue for a lower bond. Clarett was already out on bail for robbery when he was arrested. Throw away the key. Clarett was caught within blocks of the home of the key witness in his robbery trial.

At the arraignment, his lawyer had the balls to say “We’re very confident that there was no intent to harm anyone.” while trying to argue for a lower bond.

Clarett was already out on bail for robbery when he was arrested.

Throw away the key.

]]> By: Sports Dude http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15178 Sports Dude Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:52:26 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15178 The man does need help. But I hope he has a few more run-ins with the law before he seeks such help. I mean, really, this stuff is great. What's he going to do next! I can't wait! The man does need help. But I hope he has a few more run-ins with the law before he seeks such help. I mean, really, this stuff is great. What’s he going to do next! I can’t wait!

]]> By: HuangKong http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15169 HuangKong Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:19:43 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15169 Justin: "In his defense, if they don’t get Morpheus out of that building the machines will hack the Zion mainframe." Now THAT is some fucking funny shit. Justin: “In his defense, if they don’t get Morpheus out of that building the machines will hack the Zion mainframe.”

Now THAT is some fucking funny shit.

]]> By: jmoney http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15168 jmoney Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:03:05 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15168 Give the man a break, he was going to pick up his buddy Lawrence Phillips and they just wanted to be prepared in case the 14 year olds in the pick up game were too tough for them and the car wouldn't be a good enough weapon... how sweet are they going to be as a 1-2 punch in the prison league. Give the man a break, he was going to pick up his buddy Lawrence Phillips and they just wanted to be prepared in case the 14 year olds in the pick up game were too tough for them and the car wouldn’t be a good enough weapon… how sweet are they going to be as a 1-2 punch in the prison league.

]]> By: chris http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15154 chris Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:12:45 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15154 Gotta admit, if this was DMX we'd think he was hard as shit. This is Tony Soprano-esque shit here Gotta admit, if this was DMX we’d think he was hard as shit. This is Tony Soprano-esque shit here

]]> By: Clay http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15139 Clay Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:46:38 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15139 Where is Jim Brown when Maurice Clarett needs SERIOUS help? Remember when Brown was encouraging Clarett's challenge of the NFL's age rules? Now he's nowhere to be seen. Clarett is a kid who grew up way, way too fast, and he's obviously not able to cope. No way was this guy mature enough to play in the NFL. Don't get me wrong; Clarett is ultimately responsible for his own actions. But it would be nice if those who filled his head with delusions of NFL greatness and riches since an early age would give him some much needed help now. Where is Jim Brown when Maurice Clarett needs SERIOUS help? Remember when Brown was encouraging Clarett’s challenge of the NFL’s age rules? Now he’s nowhere to be seen. Clarett is a kid who grew up way, way too fast, and he’s obviously not able to cope. No way was this guy mature enough to play in the NFL.

Don’t get me wrong; Clarett is ultimately responsible for his own actions. But it would be nice if those who filled his head with delusions of NFL greatness and riches since an early age would give him some much needed help now.

]]> By: SP http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15138 SP Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:25:12 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15138 4 loaded guns, bullet-proof vest, a friggin hatchet(!), and alcohol ON THE DAY OF his court date for a prior armed robbery charge. Yea he was definitely out to kill someone or himself, no one wears bullet-proof vests otherwise. 4 loaded guns, bullet-proof vest, a friggin hatchet(!), and alcohol ON THE DAY OF his court date for a prior armed robbery charge. Yea he was definitely out to kill someone or himself, no one wears bullet-proof vests otherwise.

]]> By: Moonshine Mike http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15108 Moonshine Mike Wed, 09 Aug 2006 19:10:46 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15108 i dunno, when I try to go the cock fights here in west virginia, we had 3 guns and 2 switchblades in the car. but we couldn't get past the lookout house before being turned around. i dunno, when I try to go the cock fights here in west virginia, we had 3 guns and 2 switchblades in the car. but we couldn’t get past the lookout house before being turned around.

]]> By: The Big Picture http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15105 The Big Picture Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:41:17 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15105 he can still afford grey goose? stay classy, maurice clarrett. he can still afford grey goose? stay classy, maurice clarrett.

]]> By: Bouj http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15104 Bouj Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:34:52 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15104 That should have read: Chris Henry getting arrested wearing his own jersey is hilarious. Mo Clarett getting arrested wearing a bulletproof vest is not so much. Stupid return key... That should have read:

Chris Henry getting arrested wearing his own jersey is hilarious.

Mo Clarett getting arrested wearing a bulletproof vest is not so much.

Stupid return key…

]]> By: Bouj http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15101 Bouj Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:31:42 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15101 Chris Henry getting arrested wearing his own jersey Chris Henry getting arrested wearing his own jersey

]]> By: gastronaut http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15099 gastronaut Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:12:11 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15099 'good taste in vodka' is an oxymoron. ‘good taste in vodka’ is an oxymoron.

]]> By: tony http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15097 tony Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:48:29 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/08/09/clarett-arrested-again-in-grand-fashion/#comment-15097 <i>Given his past, that’s not a bad link to make, nor would thinking he’s wanting to gun down some gang members or drug dealers. I’m glad he was nabbed by police before anyone potentially lost their life.</i> Because heaven forbid any gang members or drug dealers lose their life. Heh. Additionally, as one who's been drunk in a Tee Jaye's parking lot maybe more than once in my life, may I say how relieved I am that I decided to leave the hatchet at home that night. Given his past, that’s not a bad link to make, nor would thinking he’s wanting to gun down some gang members or drug dealers. I’m glad he was nabbed by police before anyone potentially lost their life.

Because heaven forbid any gang members or drug dealers lose their life. Heh.

Additionally, as one who’s been drunk in a Tee Jaye’s parking lot maybe more than once in my life, may I say how relieved I am that I decided to leave the hatchet at home that night.

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