Okay, I made that up, and Dave Pelz does not, to my knowledge, abuse PCP or any other narcotic. He doesn’t need them, because his own view of reality is distorted in ways that you and I can’t even imagine.
He told a reporter that “when Phil’s at his best, nobody can beat him.” The reporter asked if that included Tiger Woods, and he said, “You bet it does.” He continued:
“Phil’s short game is the best in the world. He doesn’t have a serious weakness inside 150 yards. Phil putts more consistently than Tiger does. He has more imagination and a few more shots around the green.”
He then resumed smoking that sherm.
I mean, I understand, he’s Phil’s coach, he wants to build his confidence, maybe give Phil a challenge. But it’s been proven, time and time again, that you do not want to trash talk Tiger Woods right before you play with him. You don’t even say anything that could maybe possibly be construed as trash talk. I’m not saying that he should walk around and just be intimidated by Tiger’s very presence, but facts are facts. If you lob something at Tiger that could be considered as disrespect, he will use it as motivation to bury you. It’s what he does.
New York Sports Page Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Dave Pelz looks like Smeagol.
floppy phil Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Where was Dave Pelz during the US open when Phil was shitting all over himself on the 18th hole? solid evidence that this guy should be in Bellevue…
HuangKong Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 10:29 am
caption contest:
Phil: “This is the finger I used to diddle your wife, Dave. This one right here….now hand me my goddamn club.”
Dave: “Sniffle, whimper…”
Bouj Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 10:59 am
Remember what Tiger did to that kid who trash-talked him at the Match Play Championships? He put the red love-ball in his mouth and pounded him 9&8, and then trash-talked him back.
Yeah, and since Phil get the yips when he’s around Tiger anyway, this probably wasn’t a good idea. It’s gonna be awkward for Jeff Ogilvy.
brooshkin Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Uh … okay … Dave Pelz is a total bowling pin looking due … that is not Dave Pelz in the pic …
plus … Dave Pelz is Mickelson’s short game coach and he shit all over himself that last round because of his driver not his putter or short game
plus … that’s not Phil Mickelson … Phil had man boobs by the time he was 12 …
plus … the guy Tiger walked all over (which he did … that was awesome) won a tournament a couple weeks later … Steven Ames? It’s good therapy I tell you …
Mickelson wins this man … I’m telling you …
floppy phil Says:
August 21st, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Yea good call Brooshkin Phil is still tigers bitch and pelz is carrying the bitches books to class now