I was saddened to hear of Bruno Kirby’s passing yesterday. Three weeks ago, he was diagnozed with leukemia, and… leukemia works quickly, evidently, at least in this case. It doesn’t really have much to do with sports, but he did once do the wave with Billy Crystal at Giants stadium while discussing Crystal’s wife’s infidelities and a guy wearing a t-shirt that said, “Don’t fuck with Mr. Zero.” To note his passing, here are five of my all-time favorite Bruno Kirby movie quotes.

“Hey Phil, what’d you use for protection… paper or plastic?”

“BABY FISH MOUTH! BABY FISH MOUTH!”

“Percy Faith! GOOD! Andy Williams, Perry Como, and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra.”

“Hey pal. I can get an erection anytime I want. Watch.”

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