If you’re in the market for a beer bottle opener, you really can’t do any better than this new item that comes to us from Brazil. It’s the Ronaldinho bottle opener. That is marketing creativity at its finest. The design takes advantage of Ronaldinho’s unusually-shaped teeth and helps you crack open a beer in celebration of the next FC Barcelona victory.
If anyone knows how I can get my hands on one of these, please don’t hesitate to e-mail me.


New York Sports Page Says:
August 17th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
That’s almost as ugly as Starbury’s new $15 shoes.
Mary Says:
August 18th, 2006 at 3:18 am
I don’t think you’ll be willing to pay the price for one of these bottle openers. (how dare they not mass produce them!) One sold on eBay for 6,600 pounds. Here’s the link: Link
the mighty mjd Says:
August 18th, 2006 at 3:55 am
Good Lord. I wouldn’t pay that much for Ronaldinho to give me a sponge bath.
Okay, I would.
And thanks for the link, I appreciate it.
twoeightnine Says:
August 18th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
$12000? Give me some modeling clay and I could easily make that.
Ron Says:
August 22nd, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Bulldog 06?
Isn’t that the shit you buy when you can’t afford a 40 of Country Club?