As I mentioned on Deadspin yesterday, Vikings safety Dwight Smith and a lady friend were cited by police for indecent conduct at the Escape Ultra Lounge this past weekend. Details aren’t available on exactly what they were doing, but my guess is that genitalia were exposed, and it was being stimulated in some fashion. By that, I mean she was probably sucking his cock.

I don’t know what else they were doing in that stairwell that could’ve been too indecent, unless they were thumbing through a collection of the work of Robert Mapplethorpe, or using a Blackberry to browse through the archives of themightymjd.com.

And, you know, just because it was deemed ‘indecent’ doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been romantic. Let’s give Dwight Smith a little credit here. Some women want to be nailed in bar stairwells. Some women would like you to keep all of your “romance,” and your “conversation,” and your “exchanging first names,” and they just want you to put it down on them right there on the stairs under the goddamn coat rack.

Anyway… you’ve got to feel a little bad for Vikings owner Zygi Wilf and new head coach Brad Childress. It seemed like they were really trying. But the good news is that they just released Koren Robinson, so they’ve still got that going for them to protect their tough guy image. They had other options at receiver, but I’d imagine that it’s a pretty big drop at free safety from Dwight Smith to whoever’s backing him up. He’s probably free to fuck anyone he’d like, anywhere he’d like.