Back in ‘02, I had a three way with Vera Dushevina and Serena Williams (her leather catsuit era) in the downstairs maintenance closet during Wimbledon. Serena went on to win that event, and Sharapova lost to Vera, who played a spunky, energized couple of sets, no doubt enthused by our rendezvous.
Sadly, I was forced to retire from professional tennis that day, with nary a match under my belt. It was an Agassi-like close, tears in my eyes, cheers from the crowd, my body hobbled by the athletic demands of that fateful menage a trois so that I could barely walk without a limp.
Btw, Mauresmo is a lesbo. Maybe that makes her hotter, I dunno.
To me, Dementieva is tons hotter than Sharapova. And you know that young girl, Vaidisova? She was giving me fits with this team tennis thing where her skirt was like three inches long. Wooh.
mjd–are you sure this security code thing works properly? I have to copy my comments every time, just in case.
Sharapova IS actually more of a “pretty girl” than “hot”.
There was a time when I thought Mauresmo was the best-looking tennis player—those were bad times, I guess. She is a beast compared to Maria.
Kournikova might be the most overrated “hot chick” of all time. Plus, I have it on good authority (guys who work at FHM) that she is an absolute world-class bitch/brat.
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Andrew Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 5:36 am
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Sharapova to be all that hot? Or is it just me?
Matt Moore Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 6:02 am
It’s just you.
Giddy Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 7:31 am
It’s not just you.
jerloma Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 9:13 am
That looks nothing like Sharapova. Are you sure that’s her?
jerloma Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 9:19 am
Check that. It’s her…just not a flattering picture. I’m guessing she doesn’t feel pretty there. For the dude who doesn’t think she’s that hot…
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/athletes/
Ralph's Laser Pointer Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 9:40 am
She’s not that great (I’d say a solid 6), but compared to horse faced female athletes that roam the sports world she’s a 9.
twoeightnine Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 11:04 am
why even bother with the skirt.
Bouj Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 11:26 am
The black outfit she wore last week was hotter. But don’t get me wrong, this one’s hot too.
BoSox Siobhan Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 11:38 am
“Trim” as a category never stops being funny to me.
Taran Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Sorry, but she’s a total “buttaface”. Nice legs, decent rack, but her face is plain at best.
Unsilent Majority Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
i miss anna
Mr. Bojangles Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Back in ‘02, I had a three way with Vera Dushevina and Serena Williams (her leather catsuit era) in the downstairs maintenance closet during Wimbledon. Serena went on to win that event, and Sharapova lost to Vera, who played a spunky, energized couple of sets, no doubt enthused by our rendezvous.
Sadly, I was forced to retire from professional tennis that day, with nary a match under my belt. It was an Agassi-like close, tears in my eyes, cheers from the crowd, my body hobbled by the athletic demands of that fateful menage a trois so that I could barely walk without a limp.
Thanks for the memories.
the mighty mjd Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
If Sharapova is a 6 and a buttaface, then every other woman alive is pretty much fucked.
Elm Tree Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I’m with Andrew and Giddy. Personally, I prefer dark-haired professional athletes. Like Ana Paula.
http://www.netglimse.com/celebs/pages/ana_paula_connelly/1.shtml
But that’s just me.
Dan LeBastard Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
i like sharapova a lot…but she’s definitely no amelie mauresmo. that girl has got it goin awwwnnnnn!!!
Suss Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
I hope all of you who wouldn’t hit Sharapova are sharing Jessica Alba. ‘Cause that’s the only reason I’ll take.
Moonshine Mike Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
the Swimsuit pics look better than that tennis pic. she looks buttaface in the mjd pic, but hotter in the swimsuit pics.
call it as i spank it.
Sean Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Btw, Mauresmo is a lesbo. Maybe that makes her hotter, I dunno.
To me, Dementieva is tons hotter than Sharapova. And you know that young girl, Vaidisova? She was giving me fits with this team tennis thing where her skirt was like three inches long. Wooh.
mjd–are you sure this security code thing works properly? I have to copy my comments every time, just in case.
Toku Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Mauresmo isn’t a lesbian. Men can’t be lesbians.
If he’s a woman, he and Floyd Landis must share a needle if you catch my drift.
-T
Sandy Mac Says:
September 7th, 2006 at 12:03 am
Mauresmo looks like a man. Give her a crew cut and you wouldn’t take her on in a back alley. I like Maria but yeah I miss Anna too.
Mr Furious Says:
September 7th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Sharapova IS actually more of a “pretty girl” than “hot”.
There was a time when I thought Mauresmo was the best-looking tennis player—those were bad times, I guess. She is a beast compared to Maria.
Kournikova might be the most overrated “hot chick” of all time. Plus, I have it on good authority (guys who work at FHM) that she is an absolute world-class bitch/brat.
Matt Moore Says:
September 7th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Too bad Kournikova decided to retire from eating when she quit tennis.