September6
My Dear Lord…
I Tweet- Maybe The Voice won't be so bad. 1 day ago
- Of course, now I have to choose between Chris Berman and Deion Sanders singing "I beliEVE in Eli" 829 times in the next 30 minutes. 1 day ago
- I accidentally saw two seconds of The Voice. 1 day ago
- He's gone full Ruxin. RT @nickkroll: Congrats, eli manning, you goddam super bowl MVP mouth breathing dummy. 1 day ago
- If I were in that line, I'd lick every inch of that trophy just to make it super icky for anyone else who wanted to kiss it. 1 day ago
Andrew
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Sharapova to be all that hot? Or is it just me?
September 6, 2006 at 5:36 am
Matt Moore
It’s just you.
September 6, 2006 at 6:02 am
Giddy
It’s not just you.
September 6, 2006 at 7:31 am
jerloma
That looks nothing like Sharapova. Are you sure that’s her?
September 6, 2006 at 9:13 am
jerloma
Check that. It’s her…just not a flattering picture. I’m guessing she doesn’t feel pretty there. For the dude who doesn’t think she’s that hot…
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/athletes/
September 6, 2006 at 9:19 am
Ralph's Laser Pointer
She’s not that great (I’d say a solid 6), but compared to horse faced female athletes that roam the sports world she’s a 9.
September 6, 2006 at 9:40 am
twoeightnine
why even bother with the skirt.
September 6, 2006 at 11:04 am
Bouj
The black outfit she wore last week was hotter. But don’t get me wrong, this one’s hot too.
September 6, 2006 at 11:26 am
BoSox Siobhan
“Trim” as a category never stops being funny to me.
September 6, 2006 at 11:38 am
Taran
Sorry, but she’s a total “buttaface”. Nice legs, decent rack, but her face is plain at best.
September 6, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Unsilent Majority
i miss anna
September 6, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Mr. Bojangles
Back in ’02, I had a three way with Vera Dushevina and Serena Williams (her leather catsuit era) in the downstairs maintenance closet during Wimbledon. Serena went on to win that event, and Sharapova lost to Vera, who played a spunky, energized couple of sets, no doubt enthused by our rendezvous.
Sadly, I was forced to retire from professional tennis that day, with nary a match under my belt. It was an Agassi-like close, tears in my eyes, cheers from the crowd, my body hobbled by the athletic demands of that fateful menage a trois so that I could barely walk without a limp.
Thanks for the memories.
September 6, 2006 at 12:18 pm
the mighty mjd
If Sharapova is a 6 and a buttaface, then every other woman alive is pretty much fucked.
September 6, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Elm Tree
I’m with Andrew and Giddy. Personally, I prefer dark-haired professional athletes. Like Ana Paula.
http://www.netglimse.com/celebs/pages/ana_paula_connelly/1.shtml
But that’s just me.
September 6, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Dan LeBastard
i like sharapova a lot…but she’s definitely no amelie mauresmo. that girl has got it goin awwwnnnnn!!!
September 6, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Suss
I hope all of you who wouldn’t hit Sharapova are sharing Jessica Alba. ‘Cause that’s the only reason I’ll take.
September 6, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Moonshine Mike
the Swimsuit pics look better than that tennis pic. she looks buttaface in the mjd pic, but hotter in the swimsuit pics.
call it as i spank it.
September 6, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Sean
Btw, Mauresmo is a lesbo. Maybe that makes her hotter, I dunno.
To me, Dementieva is tons hotter than Sharapova. And you know that young girl, Vaidisova? She was giving me fits with this team tennis thing where her skirt was like three inches long. Wooh.
mjd–are you sure this security code thing works properly? I have to copy my comments every time, just in case.
September 6, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Toku
Mauresmo isn’t a lesbian. Men can’t be lesbians.
If he’s a woman, he and Floyd Landis must share a needle if you catch my drift.
-T
September 6, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Sandy Mac
Mauresmo looks like a man. Give her a crew cut and you wouldn’t take her on in a back alley. I like Maria but yeah I miss Anna too.
September 7, 2006 at 12:03 am
Mr Furious
Sharapova IS actually more of a “pretty girl” than “hot”.
There was a time when I thought Mauresmo was the best-looking tennis player—those were bad times, I guess. She is a beast compared to Maria.
Kournikova might be the most overrated “hot chick” of all time. Plus, I have it on good authority (guys who work at FHM) that she is an absolute world-class bitch/brat.
September 7, 2006 at 9:37 am
Matt Moore
Too bad Kournikova decided to retire from eating when she quit tennis.
September 7, 2006 at 11:41 am