Comments on: A Letter From Joey Porter’s Pit Bull

By: Lee Etta

Lee Etta — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:52:18 +0000

That’s an EAST SIDE pit fo’ sho’; Bakersfield style for yo’ ass. Sorry it took me this long to respond, but thats right let them know who wears the BIG DRAWS around here (big draws for a reason, ask him, lol).

By: Lee Etta

Lee Etta — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:48:28 +0000

Joey is the bomb especially knowing he’s from my neck of the woods; thats an EAST SIDE

By: Blaire

Blaire — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:21:41 +0000

Ohmg that was great. I couldn’t hardly even read it i was laughing so hard. When we played the Browns last night, you didnt even give any one five seconds before you pounded them. lol And im so proud of James Farrior for not taking any crap from Kellen Winslow, you can’t let that ugly crap mess w/ you. Any way, great game last night, and hilarious article.
I always love you.

By: Rob

Rob — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:00:50 +0000

Pure uncontrollable laughter. Thank you.

By: Babs

Babs — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 21:13:41 +0000

I just want to “ditto” Big Daddy’s comment.
All around kick-ass post.

By: The Dar

The Dar — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:01:32 +0000

Hokie, that was the most passionate plea on behalf of Pits I think I’ve ever heard.

By: VTHokie

VTHokie — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:56:05 +0000

That’s unfortunate that they weren’t both pit bulls – typical of the media to not clarify, and by proxy bring more negative press to the breed. It’s also unfortunate that folks like DMX and Joey fuck around and worsen the reputation of a great breed. Great dogs, but they can do serious damage. If you wouldn’t leave a loaded gun on your front porch unattended, then don’t own a pit bull and pretend your sweet dog won’t kill other animals – it’s all play to them. punish the deed, not the breed.

By: Fornelli

Fornelli — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:00:07 +0000

Ok, so that made me laugh harder than anything all day.

By: The Big Picture

The Big Picture — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:27:52 +0000

fuck. twoeightnine beat me to the barbaro joke…yeah, barbs doesn’t stand a fucking chance.

By: BoSox Siobhan

BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:14:26 +0000

Dear Miniature Horse:
You cannot read this….because you are dead.

By: jerloma

jerloma — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:42:58 +0000

Pitbull and a mastiff, actually. Trivial I suppose but you’d think a major TV station would get it right. Those miniature horses always kind of freaked me out anyway. They look too mythological to be real. They may as well be unicorns. Plus, you know…you disrespect the Steelers like that, you pay the price. “There are linebackers in the league with a better all-around game that Joey Porter”…whatever.

By: Big Daddy

Big Daddy — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:42:35 +0000

Funniest “letter from pets” to date. You, MJD, are the master – nobody does it better than you. Bringing it all together with the final link was genius!

By: Matt Moore

Matt Moore — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:07:42 +0000

Hilarious (because it’s true!), and not an ounce of beer wasted.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:04:05 +0000

I’m just glad that The Black Prez’s pitbulls are content to run on the treadmill, they don’t want no horse drama

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:08:16 +0000

Damn, that was funny.