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	<title>Comments on: Terrell Owens And His Pillbox</title>
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		<title>By: Sandy Mac</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/28/terrell-owens-and-his-pillbox/#comment-23549</link>
		<dc:creator>Sandy Mac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;We police officers don&#039;t go out to these calls and make stuff up.&quot; The head of the Dallas Police Association Senior Cpl. Glenn White said Thursday and called for an apology from Owens and Etheredge, continuing, 
&quot;Give me a break. Those officers are 10 times better than this man.&quot;

Does that last sentence not tell you something right there about the Dallas Police Assosiation?  &quot;Those - officers - are - 10 - times - better - than - this - man.&quot;

And it&#039;s the police that are demanding an apology.  Fuck Glen - Don&#039;t mind if I call him &#039;Captain&#039;- White!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We police officers don&#8217;t go out to these calls and make stuff up.&#8221; The head of the Dallas Police Association Senior Cpl. Glenn White said Thursday and called for an apology from Owens and Etheredge, continuing,<br />
&#8220;Give me a break. Those officers are 10 times better than this man.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does that last sentence not tell you something right there about the Dallas Police Assosiation?  &#8220;Those &#8211; officers &#8211; are &#8211; 10 &#8211; times &#8211; better &#8211; than &#8211; this &#8211; man.&#8221;</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s the police that are demanding an apology.  Fuck Glen &#8211; Don&#8217;t mind if I call him &#8216;Captain&#8217;- White!</p>
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		<title>By: Babs</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/28/terrell-owens-and-his-pillbox/#comment-23543</link>
		<dc:creator>Babs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crazy. How is it possible to procure 2 cases of prescription cough syrup? Other than theft? No MD is going to provide a precription for that much, nor would a pharmacist fill the Rx.

And mjd, your knowledge base on disparate topics is fucking astonishing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crazy. How is it possible to procure 2 cases of prescription cough syrup? Other than theft? No MD is going to provide a precription for that much, nor would a pharmacist fill the Rx.</p>
<p>And mjd, your knowledge base on disparate topics is fucking astonishing.</p>
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		<title>By: Rhondda Nunes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rhondda Nunes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The police report said his perscription pill bottle was empty, that&#039;s not a couple of pills.

Check it out &amp; references allready to the 911 tapes at the Dallas News Sports link:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/

&amp; if T.O. is she-bangin&#039; his publicist as MJD alludes to; the panic scenario when she walks in seems to fit even more.But I don&#039;t buy Bill Parcel&#039;s &quot;I don&#039;t know what&#039;s going on&quot;routine. Kinda in the interset of the franchise to help T.O. out with his head case.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The police report said his perscription pill bottle was empty, that&#8217;s not a couple of pills.</p>
<p>Check it out &amp; references allready to the 911 tapes at the Dallas News Sports link:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/" rel="nofollow">http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/</a></p>
<p>&amp; if T.O. is she-bangin&#8217; his publicist as MJD alludes to; the panic scenario when she walks in seems to fit even more.But I don&#8217;t buy Bill Parcel&#8217;s &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on&#8221;routine. Kinda in the interset of the franchise to help T.O. out with his head case.</p>
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		<title>By: JP</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/28/terrell-owens-and-his-pillbox/#comment-23474</link>
		<dc:creator>JP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>eddie murphy tranny reference...nice

until the 911 tapes leak (and they will definitely leak) we won&#039;t know if/how she said that.  plus put yourself in her shoes...she walks in and finds the guy groggy with a bottle of pills lying around.  an easy guess is suicide when you&#039;re panicked and calling 911 without any real idea of what&#039;s going on.

here&#039;s my guess about what happened...he was in pain, took a couple extra pills beyond the Dr recommended dosage, got groggier than i&#039;ve ever been on Nyquil Gel Caps.  Publicist walks in and panics.  Better safe than sorry...but the shit gets out of hand with everybody jumping to conclusions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>eddie murphy tranny reference&#8230;nice</p>
<p>until the 911 tapes leak (and they will definitely leak) we won&#8217;t know if/how she said that.  plus put yourself in her shoes&#8230;she walks in and finds the guy groggy with a bottle of pills lying around.  an easy guess is suicide when you&#8217;re panicked and calling 911 without any real idea of what&#8217;s going on.</p>
<p>here&#8217;s my guess about what happened&#8230;he was in pain, took a couple extra pills beyond the Dr recommended dosage, got groggier than i&#8217;ve ever been on Nyquil Gel Caps.  Publicist walks in and panics.  Better safe than sorry&#8230;but the shit gets out of hand with everybody jumping to conclusions.</p>
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		<title>By: Bouj</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/28/terrell-owens-and-his-pillbox/#comment-23469</link>
		<dc:creator>Bouj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 19:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True, but that doesn&#039;t explain why his publicist called 911 saying he tried to whack himself.  The truth probably lies somewhere in between, but I don&#039;t buy &quot;allergic reaction&quot; any more than I buy &quot;I didn&#039;t know she was a tranny&quot; from Eddie Murphy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True, but that doesn&#8217;t explain why his publicist called 911 saying he tried to whack himself.  The truth probably lies somewhere in between, but I don&#8217;t buy &#8220;allergic reaction&#8221; any more than I buy &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know she was a tranny&#8221; from Eddie Murphy.</p>
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		<title>By: JP</title>
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		<dc:creator>JP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bouj,

good point, but let me ask you... have you ever been so wasted/drunk/groggy that you answered a question wrong?  

if TO&#039;s version is for real, it&#039;s entirely possible he didn&#039;t know if htey asked him about pills or whether he likes ham sandwiches.

jp</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bouj,</p>
<p>good point, but let me ask you&#8230; have you ever been so wasted/drunk/groggy that you answered a question wrong?  </p>
<p>if TO&#8217;s version is for real, it&#8217;s entirely possible he didn&#8217;t know if htey asked him about pills or whether he likes ham sandwiches.</p>
<p>jp</p>
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		<title>By: Bouj</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bouj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The police said he admitted to trying to hurt himself:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html

TO, the hospital, and the police are all saying something different, but who has the least incentive to lie?  Not the Dallas PD.

Regardless, I think we should ignore TO until:

1. He does something of relevence on the football field;
2. He starts acting like an adult; or
3. He gets his whole head in front of the shotgun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The police said he admitted to trying to hurt himself:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927061owens1.html</a></p>
<p>TO, the hospital, and the police are all saying something different, but who has the least incentive to lie?  Not the Dallas PD.</p>
<p>Regardless, I think we should ignore TO until:</p>
<p>1. He does something of relevence on the football field;<br />
2. He starts acting like an adult; or<br />
3. He gets his whole head in front of the shotgun.</p>
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		<title>By: GentleWhoadie9000</title>
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		<dc:creator>GentleWhoadie9000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PostmanE,
I&#039;m with you on that shit, I wrote a bit about that too.  TO is a screwed up human being who needs some therapy anyway, but he happens to be in a business where millions of meat-head simpletons scrutinize his every move.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PostmanE,<br />
I&#8217;m with you on that shit, I wrote a bit about that too.  TO is a screwed up human being who needs some therapy anyway, but he happens to be in a business where millions of meat-head simpletons scrutinize his every move.</p>
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		<title>By: chopper dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>chopper dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scoop Jackson can tell you what&#039;s going on in TO&#039;s head.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scoop Jackson can tell you what&#8217;s going on in TO&#8217;s head.</p>
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		<title>By: PostmanE</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/09/28/terrell-owens-and-his-pillbox/#comment-23415</link>
		<dc:creator>PostmanE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I wrote something similar yesterday over at our place, but I didn&#039;t really get the freewheeling attitude toward TO-suicide jokes on Deadspin and KSK yesterday. Now, I mean, he seems OK, I suppose, so fire away, but right after it happened? Far too harsh for my taste. 

Anyway, can Joey Porter&#039;s motherfucking dogs just kill a motherfucking miniature horse or some shit? Fuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I wrote something similar yesterday over at our place, but I didn&#8217;t really get the freewheeling attitude toward TO-suicide jokes on Deadspin and KSK yesterday. Now, I mean, he seems OK, I suppose, so fire away, but right after it happened? Far too harsh for my taste. </p>
<p>Anyway, can Joey Porter&#8217;s motherfucking dogs just kill a motherfucking miniature horse or some shit? Fuck.</p>
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		<title>By: JP</title>
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		<dc:creator>JP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what still bothers me about the media stating TO tried to commit suicide as a 100% true absolute fact is...the hospital appears to disagree.

i thought either by law or just plain not wanting to get sued for malpractice, a hospital keeps people who attempt suicide for 24 to 72 hours for observation.  in this case, the hospital let the guy go almost right away.  i know people will say the Doctors and hospital got paid off or some other conspiracy crap.  but you can&#039;t tell me that every doctor involved is willing to risk his medical license just so TO can avoid embarrasment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what still bothers me about the media stating TO tried to commit suicide as a 100% true absolute fact is&#8230;the hospital appears to disagree.</p>
<p>i thought either by law or just plain not wanting to get sued for malpractice, a hospital keeps people who attempt suicide for 24 to 72 hours for observation.  in this case, the hospital let the guy go almost right away.  i know people will say the Doctors and hospital got paid off or some other conspiracy crap.  but you can&#8217;t tell me that every doctor involved is willing to risk his medical license just so TO can avoid embarrasment.</p>
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		<title>By: insomniac</title>
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		<dc:creator>insomniac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(AOL friendly comment):
Great job over at AOL Sports with the Owens story.  I really appreciated you approaching the topic with patience and humanity while all of the details were still being sorted out.

(MJD flavored comment):
Great fuckin&#039; job over at AOL with that fucking Owens story.  I apprecate the shit out of you for approaching the topic with some goddamn patience and a little fuckin&#039; humanity when we had no fuckin&#039; clue what the hell was going on over there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(AOL friendly comment):<br />
Great job over at AOL Sports with the Owens story.  I really appreciated you approaching the topic with patience and humanity while all of the details were still being sorted out.</p>
<p>(MJD flavored comment):<br />
Great fuckin&#8217; job over at AOL with that fucking Owens story.  I apprecate the shit out of you for approaching the topic with some goddamn patience and a little fuckin&#8217; humanity when we had no fuckin&#8217; clue what the hell was going on over there.</p>
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		<title>By: Japers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Japers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MJD- I always add a fuck/whore/other fitting curse  every 3rd sentence to your AOL posts.  The work you do there is great, by far the best posts of the bunch (and its a good bunch). While being young and idealistic it pains me to see you having to conform to the man, getting that audience (and hopefully some sort of payday) is definetly too good to pass up.  If i should change the ratio, give me a heads up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MJD- I always add a fuck/whore/other fitting curse  every 3rd sentence to your AOL posts.  The work you do there is great, by far the best posts of the bunch (and its a good bunch). While being young and idealistic it pains me to see you having to conform to the man, getting that audience (and hopefully some sort of payday) is definetly too good to pass up.  If i should change the ratio, give me a heads up.</p>
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