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Suicide, It’s A Suicide…

Over at The Fanhouse, I attempted to guess which NFL personality will be the next to attempt suicide. I’ve got the odds-on favorite as Ben Roethlisberger.

I also address the cops who demand an apology from Terrell Owens, and insist that they’re superior people.

Oh, and if you know anything at all about Ed Orgeron, the head coach at Ole Miss… you’ll enjoy this (many thanks for the heads-up here). If you’re not familiar, let me catch you up a little bit before you click that link.

Ed Orgeron is a crazy motherfucker. He was an assistant coach at Miami in the early ’90s. In 1991, a woman got a restraining order against him, and he was ordered into a domestic violence counseling program. In 1992, he was arrested in a bar fight and brought up on felony battery chargers. They were eventually dropped, but Orgeron was accused of head-butting a bouncer. And shortly after he took over at Ole Miss, he… well, I’ll just quote from Every Day Should Be Saturday.

Ed Orgeron appears to be settling in just fine at Ole Miss by allegedly calling players with earrings “fucking pussy girls” (is that a Chinese translation for lesbian?), labeling the Cotton Bowl “bullshit,” and taking off his shirt and challenging every “motherfucker” in the room to a fight…all in the course of a single team meeting.

And one more thing, before you follow that link, there’s one more necessary step… enjoy this Ed Orgeron Hummer ad and get a feel for his voice.

NOW you’re prepared to enjoy this little work of genius.

Matthew J. Darnell

8 Comments

  1. “I have my Hummer, you need a Hummer.”

    I wonder what’s been happening in the Grove before a game? This could make Mike Price’s tenure at Alabama look tame.

  2. Thank you! the set up was fantastic. I enjoyed the link to the Hummer commercial, it makes that song Rock!

  3. Jesus. MJD, your knack for the set-up never ceases to amaze me. I’m a Trojan, so I got used to hearing Coach O while he was at SC, but the Hummer commercial was good…

    THEN the link to the song. Gotta admit…I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to be listening for…then the chorus hit. I’m man enough to admit it…I cried.

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