October2

Smorgasbord…

By: the mighty mjd

Is over here.

Posted in: NFL19 comments

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  • The Dynamic Hispanic

    I would like to agree that it is getting out of hand with these DVD releases. It seems every freaking time I buy a two-disc special collector’s edition, the four-disc criterion platinum gold standard deviant collection comes out less than a few months later.

    October 2, 2006 at 2:18 amReply

  • Mark

    I think drunken frat-boy douchebags should be kicked out of anywhere immediately.

    And MJD, I am so sorry about those damn Redskins fans. Truth be told, the only, and I mean ONLY time yesterday that they should have been jumping up and down, hooting and hollering would have been Santana Moss’s touchdown catch to win the game. Then, it’s okay.

    In fact, let me propose to everyone 5 specific times, and ONLY 5 specific times, when it is okay to celebrate your football team like you’ve lost your mind (Please note that I by no means support or encourage these Redskins fans to continue their celebrations through any means; they’ve accomplished enough assbaggery):

    1. Game-winning touchdown is scored by your team in a game where the opponent is a good team (not the Oakland Raiders) and the touchdown is for 60 yards or more.

    2. Your team scores a 108-yard, dekeing, driving interception return for a touchdown (only team to ever accomplish this feat: last year’s Chicago Bears)

    3. Your team wins the Super Bowl.

    4. Your team beats an opponent that they haven’t beaten for like 30 years (or that they’ve never beaten, for that matter; excludes expansion teams added after 1990).

    5. Ray Lewis gets pile-driven by an offensive lineman from your team.

    That’s it.

    October 2, 2006 at 9:39 amReply

  • jerloma

    What if Ray Lewis gets pancaked by my fullback?

    October 2, 2006 at 10:27 amReply

  • jerloma

    By the way, I did catch that Lo Neal play and if I recall coreectly, I believe the guy he went after was Haloti Ngata whick makes it even more impressive. If I have Ngata chasing me, there’s no fucking way I’m ever slowing down.

    October 2, 2006 at 10:39 amReply

  • Laettner Stomp

    Good Lo and Bad Lo was fantastic. good, good stuff mjd.

    October 2, 2006 at 11:37 amReply

  • Mark

    I would say that the fullback still would have to piledrive him.

    October 2, 2006 at 11:52 amReply

  • boo boo

    Did anybody else catch the sign in the Sunday Night game that read “PUT YOUR SACK ON HASSELBECK”? Good stuff.

    October 2, 2006 at 12:45 pmReply

  • mjdReader

    I remember in the early 90′s (think Mark Rypien), many Redskins fans bragging about how they were the best fans in America. That was back when John Madden was obsessed with RFK stadium and the bouncing bleachers. He’s now moved his obsessions onto Brett Farve.

    I now live in the DC area and find that Redskins fans are not that great. Its a systemic issue. Many in the MD,DC, and VA, including myself, were born elsewhere and moved into the area. We carry our allegiances from the home town. (Go to a Capitals game when the Flyers or Penguins are in town and you’ll have a hard time identifying the home teams).

    Nobody moves into Pittsburgh or Cleveland – everybody in those towns are very loyal to the hometeam. Not here in DC.

    October 2, 2006 at 1:56 pmReply

  • The Dynamic Hispanic

    What? You are supposed to always celebrate beating the Raiders, because everyone hates the Raiders.

    I am a Tampa Bay Bucs fan and there was a lot to jump up and down about in 2002.

    a) Winning for the first time in weather under 40 degrees (@ Chicago)

    b) Beating San Francisco in the playoffs brutally (I lived in California)

    c) Beating the Philadelphia Eagles in under 40 degrees, closing the book on their old stadium forever.

    d) Dominating the Oakland Raiders in a game which I had $150 on because I lived in California and Raiders fans were ignorant as hell thinking they had a chance to beat a team who was led by the guy who completely ran their offense.

    October 2, 2006 at 2:08 pmReply

  • Jamie Mottram

    First, I’d like to commend you on yet another entertaining and insightful Smorgasbord. I love this shit.

    Second, I’d like to apologize on behalf of Redskins fans everywhere for the behavoir exhibited in whatever sports bar it is you go to. Although I will admit that I was jumping up and down like Kris Kross when Santana Moss caught and ran away with that walk-off TD.

    October 2, 2006 at 3:08 pmReply

  • Bouj

    If you proclaim your team’s fans to be “the best fans in football/basketball/baseball”, they aren’t. They’re just a bunch of self-important douchebags.

    October 2, 2006 at 3:16 pmReply

  • RyanBeingManny

    mark, I almost agreed with your times for celebration, and then I noticed you used the term deke. What the hell is a deke? I watch sports for almost 10 hours a day, and not only the major ones. I was pumped about the world series of Darts for gods sake. I have never heard of this deke you speak of.

    As a life long obsessive Redskins fan, I have to apologize for the asshole fans. I’m a yeller and a jumper, but in public you have to be respectful. Unfortunately for any of you that have to watch games with Redskins fans, I have a feeling there is goign to be a LOT to cheer for the rest of this season, so remember your ear-plugs and shotguns. now watch me take this shot…..man I am the coolest.

    October 2, 2006 at 3:48 pmReply

  • Matt Moore

    Good Lo: “Oh dear.”

    Priceless.

    October 2, 2006 at 4:29 pmReply

  • Sean

    Does anyone have video of that touchdown dance that those two Jaguar guys were doing that earned the 15-yard penalty? I agree, that was freaking hilarious. The fact that they got penalized for it made it even better.

    The only time I was screaming was when Moss caught the game-winning TD, I’m happy to admit.

    And it seems the “d” in mjd stands for “doggydogg.” Ok.

    October 2, 2006 at 5:24 pmReply

  • The Big Picture

    bush and lovitz: you say buddy cop movie, I say Brokeback Mountain.

    October 2, 2006 at 5:26 pmReply

  • Taxi

    Don’t you act like that at any sports bar where everyones going nuts for a team? I was at a Ohio State bar a couple weeks back and was about to punch one of those fuckers. Being in a raucous environment that you can’t identify with angers people. Granted I am a Redskins fan, and I was going nuts… at home. 1-3 and 2-2 are two completely different things, especially going into the giants game next week.

    October 2, 2006 at 8:28 pmReply

  • tony

    “And on a related note, I’ve never wanted to do Pam Ward more than I have right now.”

    Typo, or Freudian Slip??? Either way, I’m petrified at the thought.

    “Eat cock Paul Tagliabue” might have been the best line I’ve read in a month. So simple. So effective.

    Go Browns.

    October 3, 2006 at 12:34 amReply

  • ReKen

    I’m scared too…only Pam Ward wants to do Pam Ward.

    October 3, 2006 at 1:22 amReply

  • the mighty mjd

    Typo… and it’s probably best if I don’t say anything else about it. I am sorry.

    October 3, 2006 at 1:43 amReply

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