So, I didn’t think this was something I’d be discussing today, but you know Doug Christie’s wife Jackie? She takes it in the ass. Yep. Straight up the ass.
Really, she does. And that’s not the sort of thing I care about, and not the sort of thing I like to say (okay, I do), but… you know, that’s what I read today at The Big Lead. Doug and Jackie Christie have some kind of reality show coming out, and they went on Stern to discuss it. They ended up telling Howard Stern that they liked the backdoor, but stopped short of any “dirty sanchez” action.
That’s good to know. It was very important that we all know that.
I’ve always sort of felt a little bit bad for Doug and Jackie Christie… yes, he behaves like a whipped, lovestruck, high school boy, but at least the Christies are in a committed relationship, and when you’re talking about the NBA lifestyle… that’s saying something. I just don’t understand the desire to tell Howard Stern (and the world) about your sexual habits. Do they like the idea of the general public knowing in what orifices Jackie prefers to be penetrated?
I mean, even if it’s true, I wouldn’t want anyone talking about how MJD once made love to a warm bag of ground beef… and that’s why I don’t go on Howard Stern saying things like that. But hey… they did, it’s there, and now we all know about it. I wish we didn’t.
twoeightnine
The question though is: Who is the top and who is the bottom?
October 6, 2006 at 3:01 am
The Big Picture
is she into the cleveland steamer?
October 6, 2006 at 4:10 am
mrmom61
I like to get drunk and tittyfuck.
October 6, 2006 at 7:57 am
WBRS Sports Blog
I don’t want to know this!
October 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
Mr. Bojangles
I’ll confess to an occasional stuffed pheasant. Gets lonely during the holidays.
October 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
DookieStyle
Ground beef. Ground beef.
October 6, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Jeff
“I wouldn’t want anyone talking about how MJD once made love to a warm bag of ground beef”
Sometimes, when I begin to think I’m maturing as an adult, I read your blog, laugh my ass off, and smile to myself knowing that I’ll never grow up.
October 6, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Rhondda Nunes
Not only did I not wish to know that, it’s a turn-off, not on…
Also find it curious that senhor Christie said “he’d kill his wife rather than his mother if forced to choose…”
WTF?Who wants to take it backdoor at all much less from a mama’s boy!
October 10, 2006 at 11:55 pm