Okay, probably not. But you know, police haven’t ruled it out. And that’s something.
Police are investigating the shooting of rapper Fabulous and the theft of Sebastian Telfair’s necklace as possibly conected. Bassy was hanging out outside of one of Diddy’s clubs in New York, when someone jacked him for a chain that was valued at $50,000. Ripped it right off his neck.
And just minutes later, Fabolous was shot outside of the same club.
Telfair, and this probably sounds more suspicious than it actually is, turned down an offer from someone to call the police for him. He was then seen making a phone call of his own.
So… yeah. That’s where it is. Police are investigating. And let me say that I’m really sorry that Fabulous (real name Skylar John Jackson) was shot… I don’t know how bad his wounds are, and I hope there’s a quick and full recovery. I liked “Into You,” and I don’t care if that makes me a woman.
But at the same time… I’d be lying if I told you that I wasn’t excited about the possibility that Sebastian Telfair had Fabolous shot because someone jacked his chain. That would be bizarre, surreal, and I’m sorry, but… awesome. And hopefully it would set off some kind of a huge rapper vs. Boston Celtic beef, where T.I. ends up putting a slug in Brian Scalabrine, and Paul Pierce gets stabbed by… actually, that’s probably in poor taste. Nevermind.
Let me also say that I think that’s highly unlikely… I mean, I’m not expecting police to arrive at that conclusion.
And again… recover quickly, Fabolous. Follow your own advice.

Unsilent Majority
I bet he was calling Tchaka Shipp
October 20, 2006 at 8:56 am
syzygy
Tchaka Shipp is like semi retarded now.
October 20, 2006 at 10:09 am
Chucky Atkins Jr.
If I’ve learned anything in my two and a half decades of experience, it’s that you can always get away with shooting a rapper. Bassy will be just fine.
October 20, 2006 at 10:29 am
The Critic
One rapper down-300 to go.
Sebastian reportedly is after Carlos Beltran for stealing a look at that last pitch.
October 22, 2006 at 10:59 am