Mike McCoy, an Alabama wide receiver, was attempting to catch a pass during pre-game warmups when the ball sailed over his head. He made a move for it, and fell on top of Smokey, the bluetick coonhound that serves as Tennessee’s mascot. From that point, either the dog nipped at him and possibly got a little piece of his uniform … or the dog ripped his goddamn face off.

“It was over his head and he couldn’t catch it, but he came down right on top of Smokey,” [The dog's owner Earl] Hudson explained. “Now what dog worth his salt wouldn’t defend himself?

Ah HA. If the dog wasn’t planning on eating an Alabama player, then why did he have salt with him to begin with? Smokey didn’t just want to eat the player, he wanted to season him first. I wouldn’t be surprised if the little bastard had some Worcestershire sauce, too.

Alabama head coach Mike Shula said that the player was, in fact, bitten.

When asked if McCoy was bitten, Shula told reporters on Sunday, “I can confirm that. I wasn’t an eyewitness, but I did see that it drew blood in pre-game warmups.”

So the next time you’re watching an Alabama game, look for Mike McCoy. He’ll be the one on the sidelines, foaming at the mouth and pissing on himself.

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