The Browns’ two wins are over Oakland and the Jets. If they keep up this pace of beating teams with douchebag fanbases and Big Ben’s head continues on it’s current path to pudding, I like our chances vs. the Steelers.
I haven’t mentioned her yet, but I’ve been watching this girl for a while… she’s at the across from us, sitting with three or four guys, pretending she’s the biggest Steelers fan in the world. I hate this act. She watches about every other play… spending most of her available time shoving her jugs (which, in fairness, are nice) in someone’s face or talking about something important like Friends reruns. On the crucial 3rd and 7 there when Large Benjamin was intercepted, she had her back to the TV… then she happens to be watching when Willie Parker scores on a screen pass, and now she’s chastising other Steelers fans for not cheering for their team. I hate her.
I hate her too. I remember that fan from my sportsbar days and I remember wanting to kill her. Thank god for the Sunday ticket.
Browns fans talking about douchebag fan bases. That’s ironic. Steel any wheelchairs lately?
I saw a guy wearing an Andre Rison Browns jersey outside a Jays-White Sox game at the SkyDome earlier this year. I did a triple-take. Plus, it looked really crappy, like he made it in his basement.
The subtle Soul Glo reference…was brilliant! I can’t stop giggling about that line. People keep walking by my desk, and I’m smiling like I’m deranged and randomly cracking up. So for making me look like a jackass at work, I say Thank You MJD.
love the comment on the annoying girl that was a steeler fan…in a way that is just a typical steeler fan…cheers when things are good and bitches and acts uninterested when things are bad…
Yeah, I love ya mjd. And I really love the smorgasboard. And we all love revenue. That said, for the love of Charlie Batch could you please kill that flashing tshirt ad? I’ve tried three times to read your board, and each time intertupted by an epileptic seizure. Thanks.
I really, really, appreciate the compliments… thank you.
And Rob, I would love to kill that damn flashing t-shirt ad, but it unfortunately going to be there for a while. It’s a long story, but I screwed up, they pounced on my mistake, and… they get an ad there for a long time, for very, very, very little money. It pissed me off, too, but… it’s my fault.
I’m pretty sure the Saints’ mascot is a St Bernard. Which makes a bit more sense.
If the Bears played the Steelers, would Big Ben actually be decapitated? Because the Bears seem to have the luck this season, whereas Ben couldn’t take a piss at the moment without dislocating something.
Bengal fan talking about any fan base is ironic. Considering you didn’t have one for 15 years before last year. Don’t cry, go call the jerk hotline to tattle on me for calling you out for being the front-running joke your fan base is.
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The Big Picture Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 4:03 am
so the guy’s last name is Rosenfels and then his parents go out and name him after a type of fucking herb.
The poor guy was doomed from the get-go.
zibby Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Bruce Smith holds the all-time sack record.
The Critic Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Art Shell football is alive and despite that they managed to win.
tony Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 11:03 am
The Browns’ two wins are over Oakland and the Jets. If they keep up this pace of beating teams with douchebag fanbases and Big Ben’s head continues on it’s current path to pudding, I like our chances vs. the Steelers.
Big Daddy Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 11:46 am
Love the smorgasbord! It always gives me a reason to face Monday mornings at the office. Keep up the great work!
jerloma Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 11:52 am
I haven’t mentioned her yet, but I’ve been watching this girl for a while… she’s at the across from us, sitting with three or four guys, pretending she’s the biggest Steelers fan in the world. I hate this act. She watches about every other play… spending most of her available time shoving her jugs (which, in fairness, are nice) in someone’s face or talking about something important like Friends reruns. On the crucial 3rd and 7 there when Large Benjamin was intercepted, she had her back to the TV… then she happens to be watching when Willie Parker scores on a screen pass, and now she’s chastising other Steelers fans for not cheering for their team. I hate her.
I hate her too. I remember that fan from my sportsbar days and I remember wanting to kill her. Thank god for the Sunday ticket.
Browns fans talking about douchebag fan bases. That’s ironic. Steel any wheelchairs lately?
http://bengals.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/12/121801bottlefan_zoom.jpg
Dr. Michael Mancini Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
I saw a guy wearing an Andre Rison Browns jersey outside a Jays-White Sox game at the SkyDome earlier this year. I did a triple-take. Plus, it looked really crappy, like he made it in his basement.
Chucky Atkins Jr. Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
The subtle Soul Glo reference…was brilliant! I can’t stop giggling about that line. People keep walking by my desk, and I’m smiling like I’m deranged and randomly cracking up. So for making me look like a jackass at work, I say Thank You MJD.
epp Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
love the comment on the annoying girl that was a steeler fan…in a way that is just a typical steeler fan…cheers when things are good and bitches and acts uninterested when things are bad…
rob Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Yeah, I love ya mjd. And I really love the smorgasboard. And we all love revenue. That said, for the love of Charlie Batch could you please kill that flashing tshirt ad? I’ve tried three times to read your board, and each time intertupted by an epileptic seizure. Thanks.
Andy Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I have a friend who lives in Indy who makes a weekly trip to John Mellencamp’s house to flip off his security cameras.
Can we get a list of all the QBs Randy Cross has boned?
The Dynamic Hispanic Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
My friend who is a big Steelers fan posted on my Facebook saying, “i think im ganna fly to pittsburgh, slap ben in the face, and fly home”
I posted a response to him saying, “Hey I read your comment, I wouldn’t slap Big Ben you might give him a concussion”
the mighty mjd Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 2:56 am
I really, really, appreciate the compliments… thank you.
And Rob, I would love to kill that damn flashing t-shirt ad, but it unfortunately going to be there for a while. It’s a long story, but I screwed up, they pounced on my mistake, and… they get an ad there for a long time, for very, very, very little money. It pissed me off, too, but… it’s my fault.
Edward Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 5:23 am
I’m pretty sure the Saints’ mascot is a St Bernard. Which makes a bit more sense.
If the Bears played the Steelers, would Big Ben actually be decapitated? Because the Bears seem to have the luck this season, whereas Ben couldn’t take a piss at the moment without dislocating something.
dawgpwned Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Bengal fan talking about any fan base is ironic. Considering you didn’t have one for 15 years before last year. Don’t cry, go call the jerk hotline to tattle on me for calling you out for being the front-running joke your fan base is.
http://sports.netscape.com/story/2006/08/08/bengals-fans-can-call-the-jerk-hotline-to-report-bad-behavior-in-stands/
Now all you need is a jerk hotline to report felons for your roster.
tony Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Ah, I see my reply isn’t even necessary. Thanks, dawgpwned!
Although I will say that Browns fans are assholes, too, but they happen to be assholes that agree with me. ;)
jerloma Says:
November 1st, 2006 at 12:06 pm
That was awesome.