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I Tweet- Maybe The Voice won't be so bad. 1 day ago
- Of course, now I have to choose between Chris Berman and Deion Sanders singing "I beliEVE in Eli" 829 times in the next 30 minutes. 1 day ago
- I accidentally saw two seconds of The Voice. 1 day ago
- He's gone full Ruxin. RT @nickkroll: Congrats, eli manning, you goddam super bowl MVP mouth breathing dummy. 1 day ago
- If I were in that line, I'd lick every inch of that trophy just to make it super icky for anyone else who wanted to kiss it. 1 day ago
The Big Picture
so the guy’s last name is Rosenfels and then his parents go out and name him after a type of fucking herb.
The poor guy was doomed from the get-go.
October 30, 2006 at 4:03 am
zibby
Bruce Smith holds the all-time sack record.
October 30, 2006 at 8:54 am
The Critic
Art Shell football is alive and despite that they managed to win.
October 30, 2006 at 9:37 am
tony
The Browns’ two wins are over Oakland and the Jets. If they keep up this pace of beating teams with douchebag fanbases and Big Ben’s head continues on it’s current path to pudding, I like our chances vs. the Steelers.
October 30, 2006 at 11:03 am
Big Daddy
Love the smorgasbord! It always gives me a reason to face Monday mornings at the office. Keep up the great work!
October 30, 2006 at 11:46 am
jerloma
I haven’t mentioned her yet, but I’ve been watching this girl for a while… she’s at the across from us, sitting with three or four guys, pretending she’s the biggest Steelers fan in the world. I hate this act. She watches about every other play… spending most of her available time shoving her jugs (which, in fairness, are nice) in someone’s face or talking about something important like Friends reruns. On the crucial 3rd and 7 there when Large Benjamin was intercepted, she had her back to the TV… then she happens to be watching when Willie Parker scores on a screen pass, and now she’s chastising other Steelers fans for not cheering for their team. I hate her.
I hate her too. I remember that fan from my sportsbar days and I remember wanting to kill her. Thank god for the Sunday ticket.
Browns fans talking about douchebag fan bases. That’s ironic. Steel any wheelchairs lately?
http://bengals.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/12/121801bottlefan_zoom.jpg
October 30, 2006 at 11:52 am
Dr. Michael Mancini
I saw a guy wearing an Andre Rison Browns jersey outside a Jays-White Sox game at the SkyDome earlier this year. I did a triple-take. Plus, it looked really crappy, like he made it in his basement.
October 30, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Chucky Atkins Jr.
The subtle Soul Glo reference…was brilliant! I can’t stop giggling about that line. People keep walking by my desk, and I’m smiling like I’m deranged and randomly cracking up. So for making me look like a jackass at work, I say Thank You MJD.
October 30, 2006 at 12:12 pm
epp
love the comment on the annoying girl that was a steeler fan…in a way that is just a typical steeler fan…cheers when things are good and bitches and acts uninterested when things are bad…
October 30, 2006 at 2:12 pm
rob
Yeah, I love ya mjd. And I really love the smorgasboard. And we all love revenue. That said, for the love of Charlie Batch could you please kill that flashing tshirt ad? I’ve tried three times to read your board, and each time intertupted by an epileptic seizure. Thanks.
October 30, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Andy
I have a friend who lives in Indy who makes a weekly trip to John Mellencamp’s house to flip off his security cameras.
Can we get a list of all the QBs Randy Cross has boned?
October 30, 2006 at 6:05 pm
The Dynamic Hispanic
My friend who is a big Steelers fan posted on my Facebook saying, “i think im ganna fly to pittsburgh, slap ben in the face, and fly home”
I posted a response to him saying, “Hey I read your comment, I wouldn’t slap Big Ben you might give him a concussion”
October 30, 2006 at 7:38 pm
the mighty mjd
I really, really, appreciate the compliments… thank you.
And Rob, I would love to kill that damn flashing t-shirt ad, but it unfortunately going to be there for a while. It’s a long story, but I screwed up, they pounced on my mistake, and… they get an ad there for a long time, for very, very, very little money. It pissed me off, too, but… it’s my fault.
October 31, 2006 at 2:56 am
Edward
I’m pretty sure the Saints’ mascot is a St Bernard. Which makes a bit more sense.
If the Bears played the Steelers, would Big Ben actually be decapitated? Because the Bears seem to have the luck this season, whereas Ben couldn’t take a piss at the moment without dislocating something.
October 31, 2006 at 5:23 am
dawgpwned
Bengal fan talking about any fan base is ironic. Considering you didn’t have one for 15 years before last year. Don’t cry, go call the jerk hotline to tattle on me for calling you out for being the front-running joke your fan base is.
http://sports.netscape.com/story/2006/08/08/bengals-fans-can-call-the-jerk-hotline-to-report-bad-behavior-in-stands/
Now all you need is a jerk hotline to report felons for your roster.
October 31, 2006 at 2:23 pm
tony
Ah, I see my reply isn’t even necessary. Thanks, dawgpwned!
Although I will say that Browns fans are assholes, too, but they happen to be assholes that agree with me. ;)
October 31, 2006 at 2:41 pm
jerloma
That was awesome.
November 1, 2006 at 12:06 pm