Comments on: God Has A Linebacker, And His Name Is Ray Lewis

By: jerloma

jerloma — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:01:03 +0000

bdp…that’s some funny shit right there.

By: Rhondda Nunes

Rhondda Nunes — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:23:28 +0000

tell Ray that:

“The Bible called & the Vatican wants Methuslah’s skin back”…..

By: balls deep pete

balls deep pete — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:54:32 +0000

wouldn’t it be great if, in the very same issue, the “today’s sign of the apocalypse” feature read: “Ray Lewis is shown praying on the cover of this month’s S.I.” ?

By: Big AL

Big AL — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:36:23 +0000

Not too cynical by half,
what a pompous dip shit.
Im going to go pray to Superman too punch Lewis in the neck.

By: WBRS Sports Blog

WBRS Sports Blog — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:14:53 +0000

Great photoshop.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:40:00 +0000

Dear Ray,

You helped a guy kill someone. Leave me the hell alone.

Sincerely,

Jesus

By: Uncle Mikey

Uncle Mikey — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 16:03:03 +0000

So that rape dance he does during the introductions is really just religious fervor expressed. Makes perfect sense.

By: jerloma

jerloma — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 15:02:01 +0000

Maybe, if people around him treated him like the homocidal piece of shit that he is instead of deifying him on such a constant basis, he wouldn’t act like the Pope.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:17:21 +0000

I like how he pretends not to see Judas Iscariot’s dagger.