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I Wish Igor Olshansky Would’ve Waited And Found Tom Nalen In The Parking Lot
November 21st, 2006

Borat probably doesn't like Igor.Towards the end of the Sunday night Chargers/Broncos game, the Broncos set up to spike the ball, and they did. For some reason, though, Broncos center Tom Nalen took a dive at Igor Olshansky’s knees. On a spike play. As you can see below.

Olshanky then clubbed him with his giant Russian forearm, and was flagged for 15 yards and ejected from the game. The flag and the ejection were perfectly justified, of course… I wouldn’t argue against them. What Nalen did was technically legal… it was a play from scrimmage, he does technically have the right to block a guy, and the cut block is a legal maneuver.

The word “justified,” though, doesn’t really apply to Olshansky. The right thing to do, as difficult and against your instincts as it may be… is to not punch the guy. For the sake of your team, you’ve just gotta suck that one up and take it. If you want to find Tom Nalen in the parking lot after the game, though, I’d say that beating him to death with a tire iron would be perfectly justified. If Tom Nalen wants to take a shot at ending a guy’s season and/or career on a spike play, then I don’t think it would be completely out of line for someone to ram a knife into Tom Nalen’s stomach, park their car on his face, and play “Our Country” on that car’s stereo system until he bleeds to death.

Alright, that might be a bit much. But I do believe that the NFL should do something about cut-blocking in general. I’d argue that a cut like the one Nalen attempted there is easily as dangerous, and probably more so, than what Albert Haynesworth did to Andre Gurode. But the league’s more concerned with protecting their image than protecting their players, so Haynesworth sits for five games, and nothing at all will happen to Nalen.

It’s not just Nalen, of course, and it’s not just the Broncos… a lot of teams do this. Donovan Darius was cut last night about 30 yards away from the play, and was carted off with what looked like a pretty serious ankle injury. It’s such a dangerous thing to do, and honestly, I don’t know how any offensive lineman that routinely does it, or any coach that teaches and demands that his players use it, can sleep at night.

With all the rules they have for protecting quarterbacks, they won’t make one to protect the extremely vulnerable knees of defensive linemen and linebackers. That common denominator there is that the league likes offense… and they will never do anything about cut blocking.


UPDATE: The NFL fined Tom Nalen $25,000 and Igor Olshansky $5,000. I guess I’m eating my words a little bit there. I really didn’t think it would go down like that. Well done, NFL.



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7 Responses to “I Wish Igor Olshansky Would’ve Waited And Found Tom Nalen In The Parking Lot”

  1. Mark Says:

    That play was horseshit. Well-said MJD.




  2. LD Says:

    When I watch that clip, it sure looks to me like the ball had already been spiked when Nalen starts to make the move. The ball had hit the ground (and the whistle should have blown) before Nalen makes the cut.

    Arguably, that should’ve been offsetting unnecessary roughness penalties, with Olshansky getting tossed for the punch.




  3. Wayneo Says:

    The Broncos do that all the time. I can see how having someone dive at your knees all game would piss you off. He should have kept punching him.




  4. Bommhauer Says:

    He got suckered. He should have waited to retaliate.




  5. Unsilent Majority Says:

    he was the only guy on the line, if nalen did that to me at the end of a game i’d stomp on his trachea…but that’s just me




  6. GoDucks Says:

    The Ukraine..not Russia.

    Nice guy..first time I ever saw/heard of him was when my little (5′10 190lb) ass was playing pick up bball and he came on the court. HOLY CRAP..super fast and insanely strong. Luckily he was not a dick and played fairly. Hmm, I think his sister was there that day as well.




  7. telly Says:

    Shanahan has this nice guy reputation, but in reality, the Broncos are the dirtiest team in the NFL.




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