If you’re looking for reasons as to why Ronnie Brown only gained 2 yards on 12 carries against the Vikings this weekend… pop Rocky in the DVD player and listen as Mick warns Rock: “Women weaken legs.”
And Ronnie Brown has picked a hell of a leg-weakener. From BenMaller.com (via the Miami Herald, where the article isn’t working at the moment), comes this little note than Ronnie Brown and Serena Williams have been spotted about town together. Brown says they’re just friends, but I think we should be completely immature and irresponsible with this, and assume that they are, at the very least, exchanging bodily fluids on a regular basis.
So yeah, if Mick’s theory is true, and Ronnie Brown is putting his serve in her box, then he probably spent Sunday being grateful that her herculean thighs didn’t just rip his cock off. The guy probably barely had the strength to get up in the morning, let alone try to run against an NFL defense.
Mandalay
Ow, strained an optic nerve with that eyeroll.
Also–and not to come off as a charter member of the She-Woman Man Haters Club–is it possible that you can come up with a less offensive name to describe your sex and chicks and stuff category than “Trim”? I know it’s your blog, but to your average woman (some of whom read this blog) “trim” ranks right up there with “c–t” in the “can you possibly demean women any more?” department. Just FYI.
November 21, 2006 at 7:55 am
BA
Really trim is that offensive?
November 21, 2006 at 11:31 am
the mighty mjd
I think the very existence of the category itself is the offensive thing, and probably can’t be made any worse by the name attached to it. But I could be wrong… I never really perceived the word ‘trim’ as being that offensive, but I could be wrong.
November 21, 2006 at 1:34 pm
BA
Whatever, I think the “trim” tag is great.
November 21, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Mandalay
Yes, “trim” is that offensive. I don’t offend easily and I know that your average athlete cares more about boob size and blowjob skills in the women they consort with than intelligence and the ability to carry on a conversation where every other word isn’t “like”, but women really hate being referred to as “trim.” Even the dumb pink-clad fangirls don’t like it. Trust me on this.
Of course some of us also possess a nice rack and superior fellatio skills in addition to the intelligence/well-spoken thing. Being well-rounded is a good thing, wouldn’t you say? (Sorry, I’m taken)
November 21, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Alex Boone
Mandalay, who said you were ever wanted?
November 21, 2006 at 7:42 pm
jackie
Hey MJD: If I were you, I would politely tell Mandalay: “Hey, with no due respect, thanks for your two cents, now fuck off.”
“and Ronnie Brown is putting his serve in her box…”
Brilliant.
November 22, 2006 at 2:45 am
jackie
Whoops! I just noticed that Mandalay is a woman. In light of that, a simple “No” would suffice.
My bust.
Seriously though, I don’t think that any chick that I would ever want to hang out with would find “trim” to be even remotely offensive. Especially not in this context (that being knowing your style and stuff).
C’mon now.
November 22, 2006 at 2:54 am
Mandalay
Ah, typical male conceit there, Alex. As I said, I don’t offend easily. Nice try.
Jackie–it’s true some women don’t find the term offensive unless it seems to be a blanket name, as seems to be the case here. But most do. It’s MJD’s blog and he can write as he pleases, but I’ve been a long time lurker here and the category name has always bothered me and I’d thought I’d comment on it. I don’t expect him to change it.
November 22, 2006 at 7:45 am
jackie
Fair enough, Mandalay.
Happy Turkey Day to You and Yours.
November 22, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Nice
Whatever Jackie, I’m seeing right through you. You just noticed that “nice rack and superior fellatio skills” comment, are trying to get on her good side now. . .
November 22, 2006 at 6:22 pm
highlifer
Nothing against those who are offended, but I laugh at the “trim” heading everytime I see it. In fact I just told the two guys in the house with me how hilarious I found it.
Your Friend in Femaleness,
Highlifer
November 22, 2006 at 9:45 pm
jackie
I also should point out that I have it on ironclad authority that certain women consider “cunt” to be a “term of endearment.”
And hey Nice: Blow me.
November 22, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Mandalay
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well, Jackie.
November 23, 2006 at 7:05 pm
BoSox Siobhan
I’m with highlifer on this one. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every time I see the “trim” tag.
November 27, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Rhondda Nunes
ah…who gives a fuck what he calls his stuff considering the source?
It’s not like MJD communicates with Eleanor Smeal on a regular basis.
But if he did & still chooses “trim”that’s almost… interesting.&,
I’m intrigued with the herculean thighs imagery:really, are Serena’s any thicker than his?Seems like he could squeeze the energy outta her too…Serena, lay off before a match if you wanna win, ok?
November 28, 2006 at 1:23 am
Marc
More important than the emotional content of the word “trim” …
If these two crazy kids get together and create little Ronnie Jr.’s, I am drafting that kid in my fantasy football league as a “future” RIGHT NOW. Can you *imagine*?
December 1, 2006 at 6:38 pm