I was at the Steelers/Ravens game yesterday, and it was as ugly up close as it was on TV.
Is it safe to say that Romo is this year’s Roethlisberger? Team improved dramatically since he went behind center? Check. Media fellating him? Check? Hot famous blonde possibly fellating him? Check. All he needs is a DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION t-shirt, a blog with pictures of his dogs and a couple of drunken photographs of him cavorting with coeds surfacing on the internet and the job is complete.
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dave Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Small correction re: the Giants/Titans game…it was not only 21-0 at halftime, but 21-0 entering the 4th quarter.
Yes, I’m one of the 20,000 or so who did not leave at halftime.
Mandalay Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 11:16 am
I was at the Steelers/Ravens game yesterday, and it was as ugly up close as it was on TV.
Is it safe to say that Romo is this year’s Roethlisberger? Team improved dramatically since he went behind center? Check. Media fellating him? Check? Hot famous blonde possibly fellating him? Check. All he needs is a DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION t-shirt, a blog with pictures of his dogs and a couple of drunken photographs of him cavorting with coeds surfacing on the internet and the job is complete.
Pacifist Viking Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
It was funny how important it was to Tony Romo to make sure we all know that is not his favorite movie. It made me like him a little more.
jackie Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
“…but they both have those perceptive and discerning New York sports fans fooled. Tiki Barber = Phil Mickelson.”
Unfair.
The douchebag who puts on his spikes and his golf garb to catch and suck Phil The Tits at Bethpage Black is not an authentic New York sports fan.
That said, your analysis of Barber and Mickelson is spot on.
Can’t fucking stand either of them. Especially Barber.
Mark Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Because of that “Dukes of Hazzard” comment, I would bet that Jessica Simpson will no longer be fellating him.
Which is good…because it moves my chance to be fellated by Jessica Simpson up from .00000001% to .00000002.
Anyway, MJD, do we ever get to see, if only on a separate website, some pics of these hot waitresses?
TF Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
The Giants Titans game makes die hard giants fans scream out “Why, God? Why??”
There are two sides to every coin there buddy.
BTW, good call on Tiki. I think he’s a huge wet douche.
mrmom61 Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Tell me more about the cyborg waitress.
The Big Picture Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
i’m with the other guys here.
when will Smorgasbord have pictures?
and horse teeth. yeah, seems about right.
C. Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
This waitress needs to be seen to be believed.
Tom Coughlin will be on the business end of a Trump after the Giants miss the playoffs.
the mighty mjd Says:
November 28th, 2006 at 3:28 am
I apologize, but there aren’t going to be any pictures. I’ll objectify women in print, but I’m drawing the line at pictures.