Comments on: Joey Porter/Levi Jones Fight: The Transcript

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:47:19 +0000

You’re site is dying.

By: Evan

Evan — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:29:49 +0000

Wow what an amazing and accurate account of the evening… Joey Porter is common street trash, no if’s and’s or but’s. From multiple eyewitness accounts Joey Porter was a little bitch who waited for his homeslices to surround Jones before he hit him….what a hardcore thug. He definetly represents Bakersfield well, which is the nation’s largest truck stop polluted by waste’s of human flesh. My hope is that when the Bengals and Dolphins hook up this year is that Jones cut blocks or leg whips Porter…cripples him so in 20 years I can watch Costas Now and see him in a “What Ever Happened To” segment. In all likelyhood he will be a permanent resident in a Bakersfield truck stop begging for loose change. That is a best case scenario.

By: Barbtender

Barbtender — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:49:05 +0000

Is Joey Porter mjd’s muse?

Because I attribute 2 or the best 5 posts on this site to him…this, and the pitbulls.

Perhaps it is merely that JP provides such exceptional material.

Looking forward to Carnage with Flamingos.

By: meg

meg — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:47:25 +0000

Sorry, cant type…laughing, crying…phahaha

By: Joel

Joel — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:19:25 +0000

Awesome post! Joey Porter is a bit of a nut…

By: SLaird22

SLaird22 — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:15:12 +0000

Joey Porter definitely has an H2, unfortunately it’s not black and gold. Just kind of tan. While valeting I locked the keys to his H2 in Casey Hampton’s car. JP was not too pleased, but at least he didn’t kill me.

By: Miles Marino

Miles Marino — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:48:20 +0000

“If you want to stay here and insinuate that I have female genitalia, fine. But leave that old man alone, okay?”

Quite possible the greatest line of all time. Ever. Maybe even up there with “We talkin practice.”

By: Bengal Dude

Bengal Dude — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:56:05 +0000

Porter is a chump. I hope he becomes someones jail-house bitch for a while.

By: memphis bengal

memphis bengal — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:21:36 +0000

MJD:

That was pure brilliance, as always.

By: Knots

Knots — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:21:13 +0000

and the he killed a miniature horse

By: The Big Picture

The Big Picture — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:06:34 +0000

the gun woulda come out if joey went bust.

By: the butler

the butler — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:03:04 +0000

Holy God I’m crying.

That was beautiful.

By: Captain Milky of the Fighting Toshibas

Captain Milky of the Fighting Toshibas — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:14:27 +0000

Them’s Joey Porter’s colors
HA!

What’s even better is that was totally how I would expect it to go down.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:37:03 +0000

That was brilliant, we need more of this! I can’t wait to order my vagina pink Roethlisberger jersey.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:34:05 +0000

Golf claps, sir.