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January 2008

March 2007

• Joey Porter/Levi Jones Fight: The Transcript
• Athlete Of The Week: Guy With The Feathered Hair and Turquoise Polo

February 2007

• These Will Be Difficult To Explain To The Grandkids
• John Terry Takes A Dive
• So, Norv Turner… Awesome
• I’m Sorry, Tim Hardaway
• I Can Be Romantic, But This Is Real… We’re Going To Eat Some Chicken Tonight
• A Letter From Ron Artest’s Great Dane
• NASCAR’s Made Some Changes, I See…

January 2007

• A Letter From Barbaro
• A Letter From Tom Brady’s Poodle
• …And Darkness Washed Over the Dude
• The “Steroid Double Standard” Is A Myth
• If I Went To Boise State, I’d Be Celebrating A National Championship Right Now
• Preview: BCS Championship Game
• Sometimes Life ISN’T Fair, You Little Bastard
• Coaches Lie, And I Endorse The Practice
• This Is Sports Related Because She’s Holding A Football
• That’s Just The Greatest Damn Thing I’ve Ever Seen
• Oh, It’s Happening…

December 2006

• Preview: PAPAJOHNS.com Bowl
• The Week 15 Power Rankings…
• Hey, Paisan… You Goin’ In To See Rocky Right Now?
• Iverson Trade Discussion…
• I Demand That George Karl Punch Isiah Thomas In The Face
• Week 15 Smorgasbord…
• Preview: San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
• NFL Teams Ranked, Almost Completely Arbitrarily…
• McConaughey Is To Huntington As Stallone Is To Philadelphia
• The Humbling Of David Stern
• I Remain Unconvinced About Rex Grossman
• The Week 14 Smorgasbord…
• Some Stuff…
• Rich Rodriguez Is Going To Alabama. Voluntarily.
• The Chargers, And Then All Your Bitch Teams
• Rutgers Is No Longer Buttgers, And That’s Enough For Greg Schiano
• Field Goals Protect The Feelings Of Bruce Gradkowski
• A Shiny New Smorgasbord…
• Jim Tressel Practices Abstinence
• NBA and College Basketball FanHouses…

November 2006

• I Don’t Get It, Strahan
• Art Shell And The Boogeyman Who Haunts Him
• These Rankings Are POWERFUL.
• End The Violence, NOW
• Some Hockey Players Like To Go Five-Hole, Eh?
• The Week 12 Smorgasbord…
• NFL Rankings Of Power
• Why Can’t We Just Crown A National Champion Now?
• I Wish Igor Olshansky Would’ve Waited And Found Tom Nalen In The Parking Lot
• Women Weaken Legs, Ronnie Brown
• Week 11 Smorgasbord…
• Mattress Mack Wants New Facility Named After Coach Who Had Heart Attack And Then Got Canned
• I Hope Someone Gets Their Ass Whooped On Saturday
• David Stern’s Goal Of Making Large Black People Seem Non-Threatening
• This Is A Sitcom Waiting To Happen
• Zach Randolph May Want To Give Kobe A Call
• Week Ten Smorgasbord…
• IN THE RIVER, BABY
• The Randy Moss Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name
• The Things That Killed Pat Tillman
• God Has A Linebacker, And His Name Is Ray Lewis
• Because I Know Your Life Has Been Empty Since Cliff Stoudt Retired…
• Ron Artest Has The Fever
• Joel Przybilla Got What Jerramy Stevens Should Have Gotten
• NFL Power Rankings…
• Joey Porter Threatened An Official
• The Smorgasbord…
• Jenna Jameson Is Not Welcome At Marine Corps Events
• Rasheed Wallace Learns The Definition Of ‘Zero Tolerance’
• Week 8 Power Rankings…

October 2006

• Thierry Henry Has A Huge Cock
• Hot NBA Action Returns This Evening
• Smorgasbord…
• Your Kids Are Going To Get Malaria Because Of Lance Armstrong
• Alabama Player Mauled By Vicious Volunteer Attack Dog
• I Made New Power Rankings
• Dr. Douchebag
• David Stern Likes The New Basketball, And That’s All That Matters
• ABC Would Like You To Enjoy Basketball Less
• The Smorgasbord…
• Tiger’s Relationship With Christ
• Who The Heck Is Yadier Molina?
• Sebastian Telfair Shot Fabolous
• …And So Do I
• We’ve Gotta Get These Damn Kids And Their Untucked Jerseys Under Control
• The Barber Is Hanging Up His Clippers
• NFL Power Rankings…
• Well, That Was Historic
• A Job Opportunity For The Ladies Out There
• Mr. Smorgasbord…
• The Brawl: Good Or Bad For The U?
• The Ultimate Insult To Alex Rodriguez
• Gilbert Arenas Keeps A Clean Colon
• Skeet Skeet Skeet, Skate Skate Skate, What’s The Difference…
• The Terrell Owens Douchebaggery Continues
• Paul Hornung Packed Her
• Hugging Tighter And Tighter On Peter Berg’s Jock…
• Rasheed Wallace Could Have A Record Year
• Randy Edsall Isn’t Playing
• Testing The Limits Of The Anus
• Smorgasbord…
• Terrell Owens Is All About The Kids
• There Are Knicks Who Aren’t Dumbasses
• Doug And Jackie Christie Want An Invite To Carson Palmer’s Cornhole Classic
• Friday Night Lights… Decent.
• Time To Get Reacquainted With Your Local Bookie
• The One Guy Who Will Call Out Brett Favre…
• Haynesworth Gets Five Games
• Steve Spurrier Is Making The Rules Now
• Smorgasbord…

September 2006

• Suicide, It’s A Suicide…
• Bill Romanowski and the Bill Romanowski of Youth Football
• Terrell Owens And His Pillbox
• A Round Of Applause For This Crazy Son Of A Bitch
• Monday Night Foozball…
• We Suck At Golf
• Smorgasbord…
• ‘Game Of Shadows’ Guys Are Going Away
• The Degenerate Gambler: Week 3
• A Letter From Joey Porter’s Pit Bull
• Oklahoma Continues Being Skirty
• Backdoor Cuts - 09/21/06
• …And That’s When The Whores Come In
• I Hope There’s Some Kind Of Ref Protection Program
• Mitch Albom Beats Up Roy Williams
• Nice Win For The Jags
• Lookie There…
• Reggie Bush Took Money at USC; Plays Green Bay This Weekend
• Okay, Who Hired Isiah Thomas To Run The Islanders?
• Maybe Karl Malone Should Just Give Up Hunting
• Tom Jackson Is A Dick
• Chargers 27, Raiders 0
• The Premeditated Toasting Of C.C. Brown
• This Is Why Luther Campbell Is Never Confused With Eric Karabell
• Week One
• I Will Not Hesitate To Elbow Your Child
• Steering You Elsewhere For A Second…
• We All Mourn In Different Ways
• This Guy Lacks The Subtle Genius Of The Jerky Boys
• In 20 Years, Mark Wahlberg Will Be Playing Him In A Movie
• Kobe Has Something To Share
• Adrian Peterson Isn’t Good Enough For Oklahoma
• My Dear Lord…
• And The ESPY For Best Moment Goes To…
• Once More On Materazzi And Zidane
• If Your Name Isn’t Tiger Woods, Just Kill Yourself
• ESPN Is Prescient
• It Certainly Was A Full Career
• Clinton Portis Has The Green Light
• Michael Barrett Won’t Be Teabagging You Anytime Soon
• Break Out The Olive Oil

August 2006

• Gilbert Arenas Is A Bit Perturbed
• Latrell Sprewell Said To Be Impressive In His Minnesota Vikings Tryout
• Backdoor Cuts - 03/31/06
• Great News For The Liquor Stores In The Greater Oakland Area
• Jeff George, Ladies And Gentlemen
• Mike Tyson Still Has A Way With The Ladies
• Jeff George, Ladies And Gentlemen
• Stem Cells And Your Favorite Striker
• Dwight Smith Will Take You On A Stairway To Heaven
• Landon Donovan And His Pretend Balls
• The Drunkest Cities In America, And The Reasons Why
• Guy Who Collects Barry Bonds Stuff Now Hates Barry Bonds
• Backdoor Cuts - 08/25/06
• The Ballad Of X
• FIFA 07 Set To Blow Your Friggin’ Mind
• Just Italy Being Italy
• Dodgers Suck Again
• A Rare Significant Trade In The NFL
• Al Harrington Finds A Home
• Just Because…
• YAY!Sports Is Buying Me A Disease-Free Whore
• The Severely Wounded Also Make Terrific Motivational Tools
• Billy Donovan… Fuckin’ A.
• John Gibbons, Master Of Conflict Resolution
• Tiger’s Foot Remains Firmly Pressed Against Everyone Else’s Throat
• Marion Jones Going With The “Framed” Defense
• I Don’t Think We’re Going To Win The Gold
• Oh Good, Now The Isreali Mob Is Involved
• Terrell Owens And His Effect On Bill Parcells’ Balls
• God Damn You, Junior Seau
• Knicks Nearly Achieve Ballhog Perfection
• The Marbury Sneaker Conundrum
• How Ronaldinho’s Fucked-Up Grill Can Help You Out
• Ron Artest Is All About The Kids
• Goodbye, Bruno Kirby
• Phil Mickelson’s Coach Has A PCP Problem
• The Carolina Panthers Launch An Assault On Your Ears
• Maurice Clarett Might Just Be Screwed-Up; Not Necessarily Crazy
• One More Plea On Behalf Of Bruce Bowen
• ESPN May Have Gotten This One Right
• Chad Johnson Is Not Just A Superstar, Chad Johnson Is A Subplot
• Antawn Jamison Should Accompany Gilbert Arenas On His Flight Home
• Team USA Does Not Want Good Shots
• Junior Seau Is Retiring
• The Public Has Demanded More Joe Buck, And They Will Damn Well Get It
• People Of Milwaukee, Hide Your Luggage
• The Wide World Of Sports Is Now Roughly The Size of Bristol, CT
• LenDale’s Loogie Starts A Fight
• Moral Turpitude In The Little Leagues
• What Maurice Clarett Was Doing The Night Before Last
• Al Harrington Is Becoming The Barbaro Of The NBA
• Clarett Arrested Again, In Grand Fashion
• MLB’s Evil Attempt Thwarted
• Donald Sterling Might Be A Huge, HUGE Douchebag
• Team USA Stumbles Along
• What Do Ya Do With A Drunken Sailor…
• Emmitt Smith Breaks Tackle, Leaves Dignity In The Dust
• Blazers Still Have Some Issues
• Mike Bell. Yep. Mike Bell.
• No Pros Left In The WSOP
• Mr. Met Is Packing
• Headlines Can Be Tricky Things
• themightymjd.com sports podcast - 004
• Well, That Was Ugly
• Raptors Take Another Step Towards Respectability
• Another Puzzling College Football Decision
• Football Coach Does A Little Pimping On The Side
• Raptors Fans Might Want To Invest In The NBA League Pass
• Tom Brady Is Mad
• This Damn Confederate Flag Issue
• The French Are OK With Being… Well, French
• Four Miami Hurricanes Engage In Ethnic Cleansing
• Zach Thomas’s Sister Doesn’t Like Jason Taylor Anymore
• Favre’s Dipping Back Into The Vicodin, Apparently
• There Is Something Wrong With Jared Jeffries
• Clark Haggans Takes A Majestic Shit
• Brian Finneran Out For The Year

July 2006

• Remember When Jamal Magloire Was Worth Something?
• The Deadness Of The Deadline
• This Testosterone Stuff Is Geting Popular
• Nicknaming Reggie Bush
• themightymjd.com sports podcast - 003
• Jerry Porter Has Been Working Out
• Floyd Landis Trying Really Hard To Fit In
• A Letter From Alonzo Mourning’s Teddy Bear
• Purple Paint Tossers Get Sentenced
• City It Is
• The Guy Who Wrote That Headline Molests Donkeys
• Prince To Play Super Bowl Halftime, Serve Everyone Pancakes Afterwards. Pancakes.
• Another Football League To Which Maurice Clarett Will Not Be Invited
• Guy Headbutts Horse
• Football Buying Football
• The Most Dangerous Marlin This Side Of Dontrelle Willis
• NFL Players Lose A Little Leverage
• Tiger Woods Is Incredible
• Phil Mickelson Is Less Than Incredible
• Starbury X
• Penguins Say No To Cuban
• themightymjd.com sports podcast - 002
• The Reasons Behind Barbaro’s Appeal
• Chris Sheridan Is Not Armed For Life
• By The Time You Read This, They’ll Be Golfing
• Kenny Chesney & The Mannings Now A Love Triangle
• Supersonics Sold
• Call Detroit, Tell Them Bullshit
• A Plea For Oprah Winfrey To Call Yankees Games
• Mark Cuban Is Sharing Ideas
• David Wright Endorses Some Weird Stuff
• Tommy Morrison Wants To Fight Mike Tyson
• The Vilification Of Terrell Owens
• Bill Simmons Is Becoming An EPL Fan
• Bobcats To Hire The Oak
• Jack Wagner Really Happy About Winning Celebrity Golf Tournament
• Large Benjamin Continues To Be A Large Tool
• Backdoor Cuts - 07/14/06
• A Letter From Chris Berman’s Bull Mastiff
• This Is Probably Not A Surprise To Charles Barkley
• The Bengals Scoff At Notions Of Character
• Yes, I Think Most Drivers Are Better When They Menstruate
• Second-Half-Ass Predictions
• Mike James, Point Guard/Ho
• Introducing Next Year’s Most Improved Player…
• The FCC Is Getting Carried Away
• Marco Materazzi Is Not A Nice Man
• “Son Of A Terrorist Whore”
• On The All-Star Games…
• Pierre Pierce Is A Messed-Up Guy
• A Lot Of People Watched Zinedine Zidane Flip Out
• I Wish They’d Just Kill Barbaro
• Carmelo On LeBron’s Contract: Hey, Good Idea
• All In All, A Pretty Good Way To Go
• Bode Miller To Play Minor League Ball
• If You Have Some Time To Kill Today…
• LeBron And His Endorsement Money
• Danica Patrick Threatens To Up My Interest In NASCAR
• Zinedine Zidane Is Going Out Like That
• Barbaro Not Doing So Well
• Ravens Linebacker Shanked On Lane Six
• On Ben Wallace

June 2006

• “He Was Masturbating!”
• themightymjd.com sports podcast - 001
• Riles And His Return
• Evander Holyfield Trying To Get Even Closer To God
• The NBA Draft And Female Tennis Players Of Varying Degrees Of Attractiveness
• Getting To Know Rick Majerus…
• For Your Draft Needs…
• Feeling The Draft…
• I Guess He Won’t Be Shaving The Damn Thing…
• Alex Ovechkin Is Open And Receptive To Semen
• Another Italian Dive
• MLS Supporters Mad At Arena
• Isiah Thomas Has One Year To Fix The Knicks
• Mmmm… Popcorn.
• Please Don’t Give Mark Cuban Any Ideas
• NFL Head Coach Review
• Exactly Who Are The Italians Blowing?
• That’s Just Not Funny…
• Dutch Haters
• Whitlock Wants Cuban Banned
• I Guess It’s Never Too Early…
• Hey, Beach Volleyball
• Jonesing For Jürgen
• The Focus Of A Champion
• “Bruce Arena Screwed Up This World Cup.”
• It Is Not Okay To Call Jay Mariotti A Fag
• Michael Strahan Might Do Guys
• Revisiting The Ref Question…
• No Shortage Of Imagination In Oregon
• Hey, The Heat Won
• All-Star Game To Influence Testosterone Levels In World Series
• England, Germany Win Groups
• While Barry Melrose Is Wheeled Back Into Storage…
• The Large Benjamin Aftermath
• Kenyon Martin Almost Has To Be A Knick
• Santonio Holmes Gets Arrested An Awful Lot For A Guy Who’s Done Nothing Wrong
• Stephon Marbury Is Doing Good Things…
• The Day Everyone Forgot How To Play Golf
• A Little Redemption For USA Soccer
• Your Exercise Bike Is Safe Around Dirk Nowitzki
• Mavs 2, Heat 2
• Charlotte Bobcats Hire Really Famous Guy
• A Letter From Mark Cuban’s Cheetah
• Chris Henry Is Rewriting The Record Books
• Hamilton Ti-Cats Cheeleaders Suspended, Joe Theismann Enraged
• Mavs 2, Heat 1
• Jason Terry’s Ass Seems To Be Mad
• Marveling At The Duke Support System
• Concrete Remains Undefeated
• Grasping At Soccer Straws…
• Shaq Is A Quitter
• From The Onion…
• Americans Thoroughly Tread Upon
• World Cup: Australia vs. Japan
• Mavs 2, Heat 0
• Barbaro, Much Like The Rest Of Us, Doesn’t Watch Horse Racing
• Mavs 1, Heat 0
• Zach Randolph… Come On, Man
• I Have Somehow Lost Respect For Terrell Owens
• My Foray Into The Footie
• ESPN Will Repeat Damn Near Anything You Put On Your Blog
• Hey, Ted Nolan’s Getting A Job
• Calling The Finals…
• The Lambeau Confluence
• More Children With Golf Clubs…
• Sharapova To Play DFS Classic
• Okay, I’m Changing My Mind About Tim Thomas
• Michelle Wie Fails To Make It Happen
• NASCAR Selling Crazy
• Shawn Kemp Seeks Opportunity To Spread The Seed Once More
• Screw Lastings Milledge And His Joy
• Disrespecting Mark Cuban
• The Michelle Wie Question
• Loving Dirk Nowitzki…
• …And Hating Tim Thomas
• Eagles Getting A Little Desperate For Receiver Help
• Torii Hunter Doing Some Good
• You Can Help Heal Wayne Rooney
• An Evening Of Spelling
• So, There’s This Game Seven Tonight…
• Alyssa Milano Reeeeeally Likes The Mets
• Dead Man Walking Feels Chatty

May 2006

• Kevin McHale Is Delusional
• Suns 2, Mavs 2
• Marbury Intends To Die a Dic– er, Knick.
• Gilbert Arenas Claims Innocence
• It’s Cool When Things End In ‘X’
• Scott Sauerbeck Tries The Old “Hiding In The Bushes” Routine
• Disgrace To Commentary Calls Ricky Williams “Disgrace To The Game”
• I Hope Brian Trottier Buys One…
• Saying Goodbye to Ironhead
• Ronaldo Extends Middle Finger To MLS
• Corrupt Italians Who Are Not On The Sopranos
• The Rick Ankiel Of Catchers Makes Frank Robinson Cry
• Oh Canada, Indeed
• Pistons 1, Heat 1
• What To Do With Big Z…
• Richard Petty Would Prefer That You Keep Your Tits Off The Race Track
• Protecting The Fragile Emotions Of Connecticut High School Football Players
• A Letter From Flip Saunders’ Turtle
• Suns 1, Mavs 0
• Bernardini Sitting This One Out
• On Mark Cuban
• NFL Commissioner Jeb Bush?
• The Raptors Win The… Well, I’m Not Sure What They’ve Won
• This Is Not Confidence-Inspiring
• Backdoor Cuts - 05/24/06
• NHL Ratings Continue To Lay On The Ice Like A Broad
• The 2011 All-NBA Teams…
• Mavericks Climb The Mountain
• The Gatorade Kids
• Pat Summitt Gets Papered Up
• Pistons 4, Cavs 3
• Barbaro Is Not Yet Glue
• Brian Bellows Lays On The Ice Like A Broad
• Jason Terry Suspended; Reggie Evans Still At-Large
• The ACC Is Just Plain Greedy
• Players Not Down With Hot Interleague Action
• Hey, The Spurs And Mavs Are Playing, Too…
• Joey Porter Lacks Steven Colbert’s Balls
• Why The Pistons Suck
• Barcelona/Arsenal LiveBlog…
• Joe DiMaggio Doesn’t Sound Like A Happy Guy
• Justin Gatlin Shafted
• A Letter From Steve Nash’s Cat
• Can Little Dougie Go All The Way To Canton?
• ABC Getting Into The Primetime College Football Business
• NASCAR Going Environmentally-Friendly?
• Pistons 2, Cavs 2
• Herb Sendek: Suck Me, ACC
• Hazing Rituals. The Good Kind.
• Mike Tyson, Boy Band Superstar
• Rasheed Wallace Does Not Lack For Confidence
• Here’s $40 Million. Please Go Away.
• Maria Sharapova Wants Roger Federer Money
• Tote Bag? Skirtbag.
• Jimmy Smith Runs The Out Pattern
• Hines Ward Determined To Ruin Peyton Manning’s Summer
• Deron Williams Got A Vote For Chris Paul’s Award
• Mavs 1, Spurs 1
• Jason Kendall Is A Sensitive Fellow
• Rick Adelman Shown The Door
• Hornets Owner Urinates On New Orleans
• Pistons 2, Cavs 0
• Kyle Boller Puts His Mack Down On Petra Nemcova
• Nets 1, Heat 0
• The Official Performance Apparel Of Slim Thug
• Suns 1, Clippers 0
• The Number Five Is Brought To You By…
• Tiptoeing Into Round Two…
• I Remain Unconvinced
• The Disappearing Kobe Bryant
• If NBA Playoff Teams Were 80s Sitcoms…
• What LeBron Did Last Night…
• Raja Bell And Kobe Bryant Are Making Me Happy
• “Hey, Look At Me! I Have A Gambling Problem, Too!”
• Bonds OK With MLB Not Celebrating 715
• Earl Woods Passes
• It’s A Fine Week For Abusing Horses
• Raja Bell Clotheslines Kobe, Stops Short Of Applying Figure-Four Leglock
• Joe Buck Has An Emmy
• This Just Seems Wrong…
• More Tidbits From John Daly’s Book
• Update: Marcus Vick Gets A Shot
• John Daly Has A John Daly-Sized Gambling Problem
• Reggie Evans Will Not Be Suspended For His Manly Touch
• You Won’t Have Doug Flutie To Kick Around Anymore
• Shaq, Kobe, Have Kids. Not Together.
• Marcus Vick’s Phone Remains On Hook
• Hey, Here’s Something That Means Nothing: Draft Grades
• “Ernie, I Don’t Know Where You Get Your Cookies From…”

April 2006

• Heat Lose; Cry Like Little Girls
• Argos Want Ricky
• Backdoor Cuts - 04/28/06
• Entire Football Team Fired… No, It Wasn’t The Lions
• Delmon Young Begs To Differ With Umpire
• Texans Narrow It To Two
• John Beilein (is not) Heading To N.C. State
• More Freaky, Bizarre, Lacrosse Action
• Coach(es) Of The Year
• NFL Applies Stiff Arm To Ricky
• Football Players Who Are Not Dickheads
• Douche Back
• Closing The Book On The Spreader Of The Herp
• Artest, Haslem Suspended
• Ricky Manning Jr. Fears Technology
• What We Learned In Game One…
• Keith Hernandez Is A Huge Fan Of Hootie Johnson
• The Half-Ass NBA Playoff Preview
• Brett Favre, The Moral Conscience Of The NFL
• The Marbury Bombshell
• The Not So Bright Future Of The Philadelphia 76ers
• Stephon Marbury Promises Verbal Bombshell
• I Know Why Rich Rodriguez Looks So Mad All The Time
• The Need For Tesh
• A Way To Score Free Laker Tickets If You’re Short And Black
• Larry Brown’s Agent Sees Things Differently
• Adam Morrison Declaring For The NBA Draft
• Serena’s Done For The Year
• Fred Smoot Does Not Need Another Rubber Toy
• I Have A Bad Feeling That I Could End Up Watching This…
• “Our Team. Our Time. Our Song. Sucks Balls.”
• NBA Goofiness
• The Philly Phanatic Will Phreak Your Grandmother
• The Knicks Have Larry Brown Insurance
• Your Offseason Dose Of Clinton Portis
• Mark Buehrle Fined For Being Awesome
• Feds Investigating Bonds
• The Daily Quickie Does Not Play To Win The Game
• Arena Football: The 50-Yard Indoor… Mass
• UConn Baller Declares For The Draft
• Beef: Lynn Swann and Franco Harris
• This Is Unfortunate.
• If John Rocker Was Brazilian, He’d Be In Prison
• Some Happenings In The Pistons/Cavs Game…
• Continuing With Our Brazil Theme…
• $1,000 Mint Juleps Should Probably Get You Really Really Drunk
• The NBA’s Confounding MVP Award
• Why Lacrosse Players Seem To Be Enormous Bags Of Douche
• Beavers Forced To Lay Motionless
• Coco Crisp is going to revolutionize television
• Ben Wallace Refuses To Enter Game
• Phil Wins. Yay.
• What The Hell Is Brett Favre Doin’ Here?
• Maggie Dixon Dead At 28
• Patriots Sign… Martin Gramatica?
• NASCAR Upset With Dateline NBC
• Four Day Festival Of Sappy Piano Music Set To Tee-Off
• Dwight Gooden Prefers Prison To Rehab
• Seton Hall Granted Permission To Chat With Jim Larranaga
• Throwing A Syringe Is Weak
• Lady Terrapin Fans Do Some Lady Rioting
• UCLA Cheerleaders Find Joakim Noah Unattractive
• Ombudsman And Vitale, Sittin’ In A Tree
• Larry Brown Doesn’t Like Nate Robinson, Either
• Gators Rape Bruins
• Hines Ward Has Work To Do
• Fans Attempt To Provide Bonds With Equipment
• Tough Call Tonight
• Herbie: Fully Loaded

March 2006

• LSU. And, Sadly, Florida.
• Anna Says Kris Was The Cheater…
• Jelly Or Syrup?
• Coaches Want More Teams In Tournament
• Daunte Culpepper Works Out At Wal-Mart
• Baseball Player, Whore To Divorce
• Do Not Fuck With Roy Halladay and A.J. Burnett
• I Wish To Attend Maguire University
• Major League Baseball To Investigate Bonds
• Some George Mason Factoids…
• Icy Hot And Your Nether Regions
• More On The Death Of TD Celebrations
• NFL Sets About Eradicating Joy
• Should they have raced?
• Good Basketball, Or Just Happy Endings?
• Some Football Games To Dream About For A Few Months…
• Matt Leinart Draft Stock Alert
• So, Just Who The Hell Was George Mason?
• I Kinda Hate UConn Now
• You Can Cry, But… Try To Wait Until You Lose
• Seton Hall Bitchslaps Their Cheap Orr
• NASCAR Rain-Outs Must Be Awesome
• I Like A Woman Who’s Upfront About What She Wants…
• ESPN Radio Douche Steals From Blogger
• Cowboys Continue Quest For Cancer At Every Position
• Whitlock On The She-Dunk
• BWILF. Boehim’s Wife I’d Like To…
• Tyrone Carter’s Brother Is Reeeeally Loyal
• Nineteen Reasons Not To Hire Bob Huggins
• Neo-Nazis Among The Many Looking Forward To The World Cup
• Vinatieri’s Now A Colt. Weird.
• Carlos Boozer Is Suing Prince
• So, This Soriano Guy Seems Like A Dick
• Filling Quin Snyder’s Massive Shoes
• Hey, Big Ups To Japan…
• I’m Digging Joakim Noah
• Terrell Owens Gets A Book Deal
• Condoleezza Rice Does Not Want To Be The NFL’s Commissioner
• One Of The Bigger Meltdowns In Golf History
• They Ball In the MVC
• Terrell Owens Updates His Website Very Quickly
• Randy Moss To Agent: You Are My Ambassador Of Crack, Man
• Starbury Continues To Amaze
• Jack Is Mad At Augusta
• Steve Hutchinson’s Agent Deserves A Raise
• Brother Attempts To Infiltrate NASCAR
• Shaq’s Parties Differ Slightly From Mine
• The Quarterback Shuffle
• If Trey Wingo Was More Like Andrew Dice Clay…
• The Return Of Starbury
• Why Does the ACC Cry So Much?
• Chaney Retires; NCAA Coaching Fraternity, As a Whole, Becomes More Attractive
• The Magic Of The Bracket
• The NFL Whoring Season
• Kirby Puckett Posthumously Endorses ESPN Mobile
• The Terrell Owens Clause
• Temple Pricks The Precious Bubble
• Red Bull Buys Soccer Team
• Great News, The NFL Is Staying Exactly The Same
• I’m Wondering When John Daly Will Try This…
• This Is Just Embarrassing…
• Human Quadripeds Found In Turkey
• I Heard Dwight Gooden Did Coke, Too…
• Well, Now There’s No Way I’m Watching the MVC Women’s Basketball Tournament
• Hockey Is Awesome.
• Irksome.
• Bud Selig Becomes A Drug Dealer
• This Is Just Not Nice
• What Is And Is Not A Sport
• The Chinese Suck At Baseball
• Dick Bavetta Is Not A Toy, Robert Horry
• This NFL Thing Is Irritating Me
• The Softer Side Of Rafer Alston
• Embarrassing.
• I’m Going To Defend Larry Brown
• Iverson, Odom Not Invited To Team USA
• Prepare For The Jason McElwain Movie
• Vernon Davis Is Just Not Fair

February 2006

• Manute Fails To Keep Hoes In Check
• Huggy talking to USF?
• I Think It’s Time To Stop Storming The Court
• Peyton Manning’s Favorite Soccer Ref
• Lance Armstrong Hosting the ESPYs
• Bode Miller “Rocked.”
• Kevin Garnett Savagely Attacks Fan
• Oh, Our Spoiled American Athletes…
• Backdoor Cuts - 02/24/06
• Reflecting on the Francis Trade…
• All NHL Players Are Pussies
• Tiger Punishes Stephen Ames
• Suck it, Chad Hedrick.
• Backdoor Cuts - 02/21/06
• Giant Douche finishes sixth in Giant Slalom
• Bryant Gumbel gets militant
• LeBron may have killed Tracy McGrady
• All-Star Weekend, etc…
• Ricky’s mom: Ricky on yoga pills
• Jerome Bettis signs on with NBC
• Ricky Williams once again goofed on skunkweed
• So long, Cowboy.
• Backdoor Cuts
• Sebastian Telfair and Barry Switzer have the same travel agent
• Most over- and underrated NBA players
• Isiah Thomas wants Larry Brown to kill himself
• Ryan Leaf to coach college quarterbacks
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
• The Bob Knight reality show
• Softcore Illustrated
• Peter King and Harry Carson
• Happy Valentines Day…
• Mike Davis is struggling
• Yesterday in Torino…
• Eddie Sutton charged with DUI; out for season
• Yesterday in Torino…
• Um…
• Backdoor Cuts - 02/11/06
• Raiders about to post help wanted ad
• Al Michaels traded to NBC for rabbit to be named later
• Next year’s Super Bowl odds
• Dick wears five pairs of socks
• How big of a deal is the hockey gambling story?
• Beef: Mark Cuban and Phil Jackson
• The Hatred of J.J. Redick
• I’m going to Disne– er, QVC!
• Rick Tocchet accused of running a gambling ring
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/07/06
• The day after…
• Raiders QB trolling for man ass on MySpace
• The Puff Daddy Pepsi commercial was AWESOME.
• Football.
• Joey Porter’s advice column
• Backdoor Cuts - 02/03/06
• NYC girl goes for 113
• Donovan McNabb is not moving on
• Ben Roethlisberger and Tom Brady share a lot
• Joey Porter finally manages to work himself into a masturbatory froth
• John Muckler hating on Mike Tyson
• Breaking News: Commissioner steps down
• Backdoor Cuts - 02/01/06
• Dunk contest field is set
• Kobe & Wilt

January 2006

• LeBron agrees to participate in Skills Challenge
• Super Bowl cancelled because it bores Skip Bayless
• I am not inviting Chris Henry to my Super Bowl party
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/30/06
• Tony Kornheiser is taking over ESPN
• Garnett & McHale are not getting along
• Lawrence Taylor, Charles Oakley, and Michael Jordan
• How awesome is Roger Federer?
• Ouch.
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/27/06
• Can you Hokies please keep your feet to yourself?
• Hey, kidnapping. Ya don’t see that every day.
• Wolves and Celtics trade junk
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/26/06
• The Bus’s parking spot in history
• From Queensbridge to Sacramento
• 1836
• Vince Carter, all about the kids
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/25/06
• King of Sacramento
• Robinson’s daughter doesn’t want Clemente’s # retired leaguewide
• Super Bowl boring?
• UConn grabs the top spot
• Penders T’d up for collapsing
• Kobe and the future
• Protesters jack the Olympic torch
• Well, this is bizarre
• Super Bowl Likability
• Holy fuck, Kobe goes for 81
• The Playoff Selections
• People like car racing
• LeBron is an automatic transmission
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/20/06
• Five games for Antonio Davis? You suck, David Stern.
• Antonio Davis goes into the stands
• Joey Porter, incredibly, does not get fined
• The playoff QBs…
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/18/06
• Beef: Bill Simmons and Isiah Thomas
• Mel’s first mock draft
• Shaq & Kobe hug; world peace at hand
• It’s the Remix…
• Joey Porter’s conspiracy theories
• That was quite a weekend of football…
• Phil Knight’s influence on Oregon… or unlikely lack thereof.
• On the comments
• So, hey… football.
• Boomer Esiason confirms the Chad Johnson fight incident
• Magic suspends Francis indefinitely
• Joey Porter, not a fan of thinking
• Hottest signifigant others tournament
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/12/06
• Sean Taylor’s loogie
• This can’t be serious
• The NFL’s Sexiest Man
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/11/06
• Why American basketball sucks
• Damon Jones and Li Ning Shoes
• Here’s an irresponsible, if interesting, post…
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/10/06
• A fucking gun at McDonalds? Really?
• Bengal Anger
• Joe Paterno… *shakes head*
• Bengals get taken to school
• VTech drops Vick
• Backdoor Cuts - 01/06/06
• Fred Smoot and more fake body parts
• I hope someone hires a black guy…
• Gator Bowl ref still pissed about Virginia Tech’s behavior
• More Rose Bowl…
• Shaun Alexander gets the MVP
• The Loyalty Fund
• Texas earns a national title
• The disrespect of Tom Brady…
• Solich’s mug put on drunk driving posters
• The BCS is doing well, I suppose…
• So, there’s a game on tonight…
• Lynn Swann… Why?
• Sonics fire Bob Weiss
• Ohio State drops Notre Dame
• Best conference TV spot ever
• Marcus Vick, still a douche…
• We goin’ Sizzla… We goin’ Sizzla…
• Why the Chargers sucked…
• Smorgasbord is up…
• Tice gets sliced…
• Happy New Year…

December 2005

• Kobe Bryant is not an honest man.
• Michigan bowler follows perfect game with worst possible game ever
• Kobe just wants to fight everyone, I guess
• UCLA opts for sobriety this time around
• Joe Horn on Jim Mora: Fine his ass.
• Kobe Bryant is a skirtbag
• So, what else ya got up there?
• The first 2006 mock fantasy draft
• The haircut remains the same…
• BC drunkard skips court date for MPC Computers Bowl
• I’m a little surprised at you…
• The NFL Unemployment Line
• Captain, my captain…
• So, what the hell is the deal with Kyle Boller?
• Monday Night Football changing channels
• The SBL Year-in-Review show
• 50 Cent Kills Lil’ Ronnie in Culmination of Vicious Rap Beef
• Driving Mr. Paterno
• Because we all love happy endings…
• Doc Z to ABC: You Suck.
• Voting is FUN.
• Morrison vs. Redick
• Dungy family loses son
• Bowl game gift packages
• Drug testing high school athletes
• Sherman sticking with Favre
• Bertuzzi named to Canadian Olympic team
• VOTE OR DIE.
• Mike Tice and Johnny Damon
• Win a party with Toby Keith!
• Kobe scores 62 through 3 quarters
• Jeremy Roenick being a little girl again
• Reggie Williams taking the celebration dance to another level
• Bowl season kicks off tonight
• Fred Smoot’s endorsement deal
• Mike Tice not happy with Metrodome replay people
• Ron Artest twists the knife in Magic Johnson
• Smorgasbord is available…
• Fred Smoot has seen (and likely enjoyed) Requiem for a Dream
• Ah, the Turks…
• Darrell Russell, USC teammate, killed in car crash
• The Journal of Stan Van Gundy’s 14-Year-Old Daughter
• Gunther Cunningham’s finger
• Deron Williams, Robert Whaley give fake names to cops
• Jermaine O’Neal tries to handpick Artest’s replacement
• Philly NAACP Prez has gone plum damn crazy
• Here’s the perfect gift…
• Goofy record book rule benefits Bowden
• Reactions to the Van Gundy resignation/dismissal
• Good news/Bad news for Matt Leinart
• Snubbed.
• Peyton Manning is the MVP
• Ghana wants Freddy Adu for the World Cup
• Pete Carroll exploring NFL options?
• So, who wants a big bag of crazy?
• The above-.500 Van Gundy is unemployed…
• The Smorgasbord is available…
• So, if you’re not busy this weekend…
• I apologize, Canada
• Tomlinson’s bruised ribs? Raider cheating.
• Most generous athlete: Dikembe
• The Notre Dame fan flowchart
• Gary Barnett out at Colorado
• Rutgers paying fans to attend Insight Bowl
• America’s Hooligan problem
• Vince Young pretty much begging for the Heisman
• The Worldwide Leader in Spelling
• Here come the damn short police
• Tony Kornheiser is a blogger
• A very special holiday greeting
• NASCAR signs deal with ESPN/ABC
• March Madness… for free, bitch.
• This… is… awesome.
• The rare mustache bet
• 35-0 vs. 19-0
• Ryan Smyth grants an unusual birthday wish
• I think Chad Johnson is getting a little carried away
• Hey, I think we might’ve gotten fucked
• Tremendous news for Cingular customers
• The rest of the bowls
• Q-School
• The Duke buzzer-beater
• The Smorgasbord… it’s there.
• The BCS did not “get it right,” dammit
• Last chances to monkey wrench the BCS
• Volleyball relegates Saints to the parking lot
• Some damn horse “retires”
• Whatever It Takes

November 2005

• Ruben Patterson is crazy
• Phillip Fulmer sends out an apology e-mail to fans
• Time to kill the Skins Game
• Mid-majors stepping it up
• Jeff Garcia, Dre Bly both better GMs than Matt Millen
• That was a pretty thorough beating
• Notre Dame given things they didn’t earn
• Ron Artest’s head
• Boston Celtics urinate on tradition
• Frank Solich, meet Bob Huggins
• The Smorgasbord is up…
• Michael Irvin proclaims innocence
• I think Stuart Scott is doing a poetry jam on SportsCenter.
• If only everyone at The U was more like Michael Irvin…
• Sleep tight, Steve Mariucci
• The greatest timekiller that the world has ever seen
• Elephant Walkin’
• Thanksgiving with Terrell and Drew: A short story
• Phil Simms and Steve Young. It is ON.
• Danica gets married; I will continue to mentally defile her
• Owens ruling coming… sometime…
• KG trade rumors getting fired up
• “No wenches on the benches”
• Lions hand Rogers a bill for $10 million
• Goofy things Peter King said today
• At last… the Smorgasbord.
• Stephon Marbury… *shakes head*
• The Miamity guy had an odd day…
• The great singlet debate
• Larry Brown, captain duplicity
• Coaches vs. Cancer
• David Duval is leading a golf tournament
• Cold-hearted Domino enthusiasts murder endangered species
• ESPN.com is disrespecting the 7th Floor Crew
• Georgia Tech case erodes coaches power
• Not even Randy wants