Archive for the ‘Baseball’ Category

Thumbs high to the judge who made a good common sense decision today to allow fantasy baseball leagues to use player names and stats without a license from Major League Baseball. MLB had wanted to make such a thing illegal, but a federal judge ruled against them today.

Had MLB gotten their way, there would be only a handful of sites out there who had licenses to use the stats, and if you wanted to keep your league on your favorite site, you’d have been playing with “Phillies 1B #6″ instead of “Ryan Howard.” A company called CBC Distribution and Marketing Inc., made the argument that Howard going 1-3 with a double was basic, factual information, and that MLB had no right to stop anyone from using that information.

It was a sleazy, selfish and money-grubbing thing for Major League Baseball to attempt in the first place. I’m sure they don’t mind the free promotion they get from their players names appearing freely in newspapers and box scores in every newspaper and website in the world. But then MLB saw $1.5 billion a year being spent on fantasy sports, and they wanted their cut of it, you and your fantasy league be damned. There was money out there for them, an they suddenly became big believers in intellectual property.

Thankfully, they didn’t get away with it. Mary Ann Medler, you are my favorite U.S. District Court Judge in the history of District Court Judges. If you’re reading this, sweetheart, look me up, and let’s see what kind of hot judicial womanhood you’ve got sizzlin’ under that robe. Rrrrrow.

Phil Mushnick of the New York Post feels a deep sense of obligation to the safety of his fellow man. That’s why he wrote a column yesterday in yesterday’s Post calling for the ban of something heinous, vile, dangerous, and life-threatening. Free t-shirts.

I’m actually all for the banishment of the free t-shirt launches into the crowd. But not because I’m concerned about anyone’s safety, but because it offends me as a sports fan. It drives me insane when you see people go to a sporting event and sit on their hands for two hours, and then the second they see a chance for a free t-shirt, they go nuts. Waving, screaming, cheering, begging; saying goodbye to all dignity because they’ve got to get that Nets t-shirt with “Foot Locker” on the back.

And on top of all that, it’s a part of the no-attention-span culture that envolopes so many professional sporting events… the bad music, the cheerleaders + dance team + junior dance team + male dancers, the halftime gymnasts, the game night emcees, the thundersticks, the everything else that’s designed for sports fans who don’t really like sports. Irks me.

So if the pursuit of these t-shirts is a little bit dangerous, if people get out of control over these things… well, I say we chalk this one up to natural selection. Yes, I’d hate to see a kid get caught in the middle of two adult idiots lunging for a $4.99 t-shirt, but if you’re an adult, and you’re making more than a casual effort to grab the t-shirt, then I think you probably deserve to have your balls stepped on. It’s not personal. But I do hope someone stomps on your testicles.

Well, the trade deadline has sorta passed, with not a lot of big things happening. The biggest move was actually yesterday, with Abreu heading to the Yankees, which you can discuss in the comments, if you’d like. As for today, though, the biggest move is the one being reported by CBS Sportsline, Greg Maddux heading to the Dodgers.

So the day’s big trade involves a sub-.500 pitcher with a 4.69 ERA. It just pisses me off, because the Dodgers got both of the guys I was hoping the Padres would go after… Greg Maddux and Wilson Betemit. All the Padres did was pick up Todd Walker, a .277 hitter with 6 HRs who hasn’t played 3rd base regularly in 10 years. I dunno if they plan on using him there (though I’d think that was the plan, as Josh Barfield is entrenched at 2nd base), but 3rd base was the big hole they wanted to fill. And the Dodgers also picked up Julio Lugo, because, I dunno, they’re the Dodgers, and they can.

Elsewhere, the Mets moved to pick up a couple of pitchers, acquiring Pirates Oliver Perez (who used to be good) and Roberto Hernandez in exchange for Xavier Nady. The Reds picked up Rheal Cormier from the Phillies, and Kyle Lohse of the Reds. The Rangers acquired Matt Stairs. And the Tigers traded for Sean Casey. Discuss.

This is messed up. Check out the headline for this article:

“Van Slyke on Ozzie: ‘Latinos are hot-headed’”

Now, three paragraphs down, here’s the actual quote from Tigers first base coach, Andy Van Slyke, who was asked about Ozzie Guillen’s recent outburst at the pitcher who refused to bean a guy:

“(Guillen’s) a guy who wears his emotions on his sleeve,” Van Slyke told the radio network. “He is, if you want to call it, an atypical Latin baseball player.

“I don’t believe that it’s true for all Latinos, but a lot of people’s perception is that Latinos are hot-headed. He has certainly shown that he gets a little upset and a little excited about the littlest, silliest things.”

I dunno who wrote that headline (and chances are, it’s not the same person who wrote the article), but man, whoever it was did a serious hack job on Andy Van Slyke. Just completely hung him out to dry. That’s like a guy saying, “I know that the stereotype isn’t true for everyone, but I did once see a black man eating fried chicken,” and the headline the next day reading, “GUY SAYS THAT DARKIES LOVE THE KFC.” The headline is just a complete misrepresentation of what he said.

Van Slyke was, in fact, careful not to make any blanket statements about people of Latin descent… lets give him credit for that, instead of blindsiding him in the headline. How many people just glance at the headline and don’t read the article, and think Andy Van Slyke is a prick right now? That’s not cool. I’d say something about Van Slyke if he did say something offensive, so by the same token, I should probably also defend retired centerfielders who get unfairly railroaded by headline writers.

I went ahead and took a screen capture of it, just in case MSNBC decides to change it, as they damn well should.

And the headline to this little blog item is my own little personal act of vengeance on behalf of Andy Van Slyke. I hope it’s taken in the spirit as it was intended: completely factual.

I had never seen nor heard of this site before, and I don’t have any outstanding interest in New York sports, but… I fucking love this guy. This pretty much confirms every stereotype I have about New York, both good and bad. For some reason, at the end, when he says he’s “always happy to see ya,” I believe him. I think he’s sincere about that.

And if you think I use the word “fuck” too much, well… you’ve got another fucking thing coming, motherfucker. Just for the record, I can’t say I like of all the things he’s saying here, but I can’t deny being entertained. I really think you oughta check this out. And big thanks to Luke for sending in the link.

Oh, and is this safe for work? Yeah, maybe. If you work in a Bangkok whorehouse.

Mets third-baseman David Wright appeared in a commercial over the weekend promoting something called the “Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade.” David appeared on the screen, and said, “Hi, I’m David Wright. I invite you to the ‘Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade’ with Dr. Jaerock Lee, at Madison Square Garden, July 27, 28 and 29.” And then you see people on stage, tossing their crutches aside and walking, and people getting out of their wheelchairs, and, I dunno, breakdancing, I suppose.

I don’t know if Wright is really into that sort of thing, and if he is, that’s fine, although I think he should certainly put “Leap of Faith” into his Netflix queue. But who knows, two weeks before that picture was taken, he may have been stricken with polio, glaucoma, the gout, and Tommy Morrison’s HIV may have relocated itself into Wright’s body. So who knows.

Anyway, the commercial has been pulled, and the Mets organization has apologized.

“David Wright and the New York Mets have no affiliation or association whatsoever with the event entitled ‘Salvation Miracles Revival Crusade,’ and neither approve of nor endorse the event. The recent TV ad about the event was produced without authorization or approvals through an abuse of a media-newsgathering credential.

“The Mets did not and would not endorse any such event or allow their logos and trademarks be used in such a fashion. The TV spots have been pulled and will not air again. We apologize for any problems or confusion that may have been caused by this unauthorized action.”

Even weirder, the New York Sports Page has dug up some things about one of the guys featured in the Revival. Dr. Jaerock Lee… well, that’s just gross.

Only somewhat-educated guesses. I’m just throwing them out there. Feel free to ridicule me and/or add your own.

NL Division Winners: Mets, Cardinals, Padres.
NL Wildcard: Dodgers

AL Division Winners: Red Sox, White Sox, Angels
AL Wildcard: Tigers

NLCS: Mets over Padres
ALCS: Tigers over Red Sox

World Series: Tigers over Mets

I remember being very entertained by these things as a child, and I don’t know if it’s because I’m older and not quite as easily entertained, or that the games themselves just suck, but like most everyone else, I don’t see a lot of appeal in All-Star contests anymore. As I watched the All-Star game last night, I just kept thinking that it seemed like Joe Buck was having a much better time than anyone else in the building or watching at home. Let’s rank the All-Star games from the three major American sports.

3. NFL Pro Bowl. It sucks terribly, and I’m not sure that anyone even cares. I don’t think it can be saved, and even if it could, it’s probably not worth it. It’s after the season, no one’s trying, no one cares, the uniforms are ass-ugly, and it might just be me, but I have no desire to watch millionaires vacation.

2. MLB All-Star Game. As much as I think it’s unfair, the decision to put home field advantage in the World Series on the line has actually made it a little more competitive. 20 or so players didn’t make it into the game last night, which is a good thing, in my opinion. But it still has sort of an exhibition feel, where it’s all about everyone feeling good and smiling.

1. NBA All-Star Game. It’s just as non-competitive as the MLB game, but what separates it is the individual showmanship. If a basketball player wants to show off, he can throw a ball off the backboard, catch it, do a 360, and throw it down in someone’s face. If a baseball player wants to show off, what’s he going to do, walk around the bases slowly? There’s just more room for individual creativity in basketball than any of the others. The NBA All-Star game is also helped by the presence of Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith, while the baseball game has Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

It’s just for one game, and is a charity thing/publicity stunt. Bode will be suiting up for the Nashua Pride. From the ESPN.com news services article…

Downhill skier Bode Miller, who won two silver medals at the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002 but was shut out in a disappointing showing in this year’s Torino Games, has signed a one-game contract to play for the Nashua (N.H.) Pride of the independent CanAm League.

Disappointing? What was disappointing about Bode Miller’s performance in Torino? How soon we forget that he partied at an Olympic level. These are the screwed-up expectations that the oppressed Bode Miller has to deal with. People expect winning, results, trying hard, competing, and reaching his full capability… all that bullshit. What’s important is that he partied at an Olympic level, no matter what the squares and hypocrites in the media would have you believe.

It is to raise money for charity, though. $5,000 of the ticket sales will go to Bode’s Turtle Ridge Foundation, which will in turn give the money to the Lance Armstrong Foundation. It’s nice that some money is going to a worthy cause, and Bode gets a round of applause for that. But I kinda thought that Bode and Lance had some beef. Once upon a time, Bode intimated to the media (who I’m sure twisted his words and is incapable of truly understanding the depth of his character) that Lance was using steroids, and Lance was none too thrilled about it.

Anyway, good luck to Bode in his new efforts to party at a minor league level.

Segments on The World Cup, the NBA Draft, and the Mets/Red Sox series… and we also discuss Paul Hogan, The Battle of the Falkland Islands, Elvis Grbac, and Taye Diggs (as well as my unusual reaction to him)… and that’s just in the first segment. And then, of course, we close with mascot sex. During the editing of this thing, I made some editorial decisions to leave things in that I’m clearly going to regret. But hey, you’ll have that.

Oh, and a special thanks to the fine people at Vagisil.

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