Not a weak link in the bunch. Seriously, it’s exciting to be a part of that cast. I feel like Christian Laettner on the Dream Team, and I’m more than willing to carry Shoals’ bags and get Skeets donuts on the way to practice every morning (Tim Horton’s, of course).

The NCAA Hoops FanHouse is also launching, and I’m a part of that one, too. I could tell you that the cast is just as awesome, but that would probably be a lie, and since Christmas is right around the corner, I’m not going to lie. Santa’s watching (seriously, it’s December already… did that sneak up on anyone else? Seeing a “12″ in the date on my cell phone just blew my mind).

It’s nothing against the people there, it’s just … the college basketball blogosphere has just never been as strong as the NBA’s. It’s odd which sports have the best blogs out there. NFL, weak. MLB, strong. College football, strong. College basketball, weak. NBA, strong. Hockey, I have no goddamn idea. Turkish oil wrestling, outright dominant.

Anyway, check them out if you get a chance. And if anyone has any advice on how I could get 28 hours into a day instead of 24, I’d love to hear it.

“I just thought it was pretty tacky,” Owen Foust said. “It’s just a grab for money.”

and…

“This is supposed to be a family-friendly environment,” Owen Foust said. “I don’t think that policy promotes that [environment] much.”

I hate to disagree, Owen, but I enthusiastically support the new policy. Hey, I like kids as much as anyone (despite what you might hear in this little interview I did yesterday on the Sports Bloggers Live podcast, which ends with them calling me disgusting, and rightfully so). But I’ll be honest with you, I don’t want to see your 3-month-old at a football game or a basketball game, and I will think less of you if you bring them.

What’s the point of even take a kid that age to a game? The child in question here is 3 months old… let’s be reasonable about this. That kid doesn’t know where the hell he is, and will gain nothing from the experience. Get a babysitter. If I’m sitting next to your kid, I’m going to make him cry. Bank on it. I’m going to scream, I’m going to teach your child his first profanities, I might elbow him in his soft, bald, head. It’s really no place for him… and I doubt very seriously that a child that young is going to enjoy the game in any way.

Now, it’s different if the kid’s a little older, and it’s something they’ll remember. That, I’ve got no problem with, every kid has a right to see a ballgame, share that with their dad or mom or whoever, and have a good time. I love that. That should be encouraged.

But if the kid’s at an age where they don’t even know what the hell’s going on around them… just get a babysitter or something. If you can’t find one, lock them in a closet, or chain them to a radiator at home. Be a responsible parent and duct tape them to something at home while you go enjoy the game. I don’t want to hear them crying.

I don’t even think new Kansas policy even goes far enough. Charge them double, and make them sit next to the drunkest, sweatiest, most abusive, profane, smelly guy in the house. They need to be taught a lesson.

He deserves more money by market standards, and the school was willing and ready to renegotiate, but he told them no. Florida’s got a few guys coming back this year who could have made the jump to the NBA, but turned down the money. And Donovan says he feels like it wouldn’t be right if he took a bunch of money while the kids had to wait for theirs.

“There’s a part of me that doesn’t feel right when I see some of our players make sacrifices like they did financially to come back and to play here … they don’t need to see me signing a big, long-term contract and benefiting off our team success.”

Hey… that’s nice. That’s the adjective that comes to mind. That’s… it’s just nice. I’m not sure that it’s particularly altruistic, because there’s a good chance that if Florida is awesome again (and they should be), that he’ll cash in for an even bigger deal next summer, but I still like the gesture.

And I’m not trying to harp on the negative here, because I think it’s a very cool thing. As a coaching move alone, it’s excellent, and it’s probably not something that a lot of coaches would have even thought of, let alone considered. His players will definitely dig something like this, and they’re young enough and, since they’re Gators, dim enough that they won’t think anything except, “Wow, coach is an awesome guy, and he really loves us.”

I realize that’s not going to be popular with the “Heritage, Not Hate” crowd, but hey… you win some, you lose some, and I don’t mind losing that one. I don’t even know what the hell that means. If you have to come up with a slogan to attach to your flag that tries to convince people that it’s not a symbol of hate… then yeah, it’s probably best that you just leave your flag in the closet. Just put it down. It hurts people… that’s the beginning and the end of it. It hurts a large group of people, so put your flag down. That’s it.

This is not a free speech issue. I’m not suggesting that they pass a law that would make it illegal for anyone to own or celebrate a confederate flag; I just think the NCAA is making the right call here if they go through with this. It’s not about banning the flag, it’s about politely asking the government to stop endorsing a symbol that stands for racism and slavery, and then the NCAA making their own decisions about things if that government won’t comply. Good for them.

You can celebrate your heritage on your own time. If you want to put up a confederate flag on your front lawn, drink a mint julep, wear a bolo tie, lose a war, grow big puffy sideburns, order an Elvis figurine off of TV, and wash your pick-up truck after taking out an ad in the paper for indentured servants, then hey, have at it. I’d just rather it not be done on government property. Why would anyone need a confederate flag placed on Statehouse grounds to celebrate their heritage? A private listening to a Toby Keith CD should be plenty.

And just to be clear, I’m not saying that all people who fly confederate flags are necessarily bad people. I’m just saying that they’re all doing, knowingly or otherwise, a racist thing. Like it or not, that flag is permanently tied to racism and slavery. And I’m sure there are people out there who look at the flag and somehow, someway, feel some sense of honest pride, but that doesn’t erase the other meaning. Whatever idea that confederate-flag-waver has in his own head does not supercede the fact that it’s a symbol that’s hurtful to a lot of people. So just put it down. All I’m really asking is that you not be an inconsiderate asshole.

So, um… oh yeah, the NCAA. I urge them to go through with it. For all the college athletes in the country, it’s the right thing to do.

Pierce, who appeared in a prison-issued blue shirt and blue jeans, was asked to describe his offense.

“On January 27, I physically assaulted my girlfriend at the time; I verbally abused her, I sexually assaulted her, touched her breasts and attempted to rape her,” Pierce said.

He went on to describe how he trashed the victim’s apartment and threatened her by referring to a kitchen knife that he might turn on her.

Just bizarre… and not just because of the disturbing violence involved, but because of his honesty about it. And it’s everything you thought it would be. The word “no” meant nothing to him, he felt like he was invincible because of his status as a basketball star, and he wasn’t thinking about anyone but himself.

I guess the guy’s going to be out on parole soon, and while he does sound like he’s more rehabilitated than Red in Shawshank, but still… he’s going to end up doing less than a year for some pretty serious crimes. I’m no one’s judge or jury, but… I dunno. That seems a bit light. Best of luck to all involved.

1. Florida. Naturally.
3. Pitt. I’m assuming they’re ranked this high because Carlbury Krauser is finally gone. But I do like their roster (Aaron Gray, Ronald Ramon, Levon Kendall, etc.), and I think they’ll end up being deserving of the spot.
4. Ohio State. Greg Oden’s ready to show the world exactly what Mike Cooper was masturbating about.
9. Creighton. Awfully lofty for a mid-major team, but the Missouri Valley Conference certainly proved their masculinity during last year’s NCAA tournament. The improbably white Nate Funk returns.
13. Marquette. Dominic James is my darkhorse call for player of the year.
20. Hofstra. Hey, the Pride. That’s really all I have to say on the subject.

You can check out the rest here.

The particulars: Redick spotted a checkpoint, and made an illegal U-turn to avoid it. He blew a 0.11, and the leagl limit is .08. That’s not Bob Probert territory or anything, but it’s drunk.

What amazes me is how quickly Duke University sprung into action. If you’re a college athlete, and you’re going to get a DUI… my hope for you is that you’re a Duke basketball player. Redick’s official statement was issued through Duke. And then Coach Mike Krzyzewski himself sprung into action, stopping himself just a second before he began comparing Redick to Gandhi and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.:

“J.J. knows he made a mistake and regrets it. He represented the very best in college athletics and exhibited outstanding character at Duke the last four years. He is and will continue to be a credit to the Duke basketball family. As his friend and his coach, he has my total support.”

I’d imagine that the private conversation between Krzyzewski and his best pal Redick went a little differently, including a quote something like, “Hey asshole, I armed you for life, not for becoming the next Vin Baker. Who do I look like, Eddie fucking Sutton?”

Anyway, I’m not quite the Redick-hater that many, many, many, many, many, many others are… but I certainly don’t want to stand in the way of your enjoyment of this. Enjoy…

It’s not that I don’t think she can do it… I’m just really curious about it. Even if it never happens, and we never get an answer, she’s a great coach. That can’t possibly be taken away from her. But I think it would be fascinating to see. I think it would work. I think she’d have their respect, and I think they’d play as hard for her as anyone ever has. And she’d have to adjust, too… going from basketball that is strictly fundamental, to situations where you have to deal with a player who can just jump over everyone and dunk the hell out of the ball.

But hey, congrats to Pat Summitt. $1 million can buy a lot of pantsuits.

“We think this is the best basketball conference in the country and would certainly expect to have our fair share of representation in the NCAA Tournament as we normally do in future years,” Swofford said. “We think it’s time to take a look at expanding the tournament.”

Swofford said the league’s leaders also expressed concern over the makeup of the 10-member selection committee, which included seven representative from mid-major or small conferences, some of which lacked basketball backgrounds.

Man, that ACC just can’t catch a break. It sure would be great for them if there was a cable sports network that liked them, or if their teams got any media exposure, or if they got all the great recruits, or if the most famous and recognizable college basketball commentator in the world continually sucked them off… it sure would be great if any of that could happen. But it can’t, and the underdog ACC keeps getting screwed by the man.

I think there’s only one reasonable solution here… and that’s for every team in the nation to join the ACC. It will be the first 327-team conference. And then, we’ll expand the NCAA tournament field to 327, and change the name of it to the John Swofford Invitational. And cheerleaders from all the schools will be forced to pleasure John Swofford, and Dick Vitale can hand-feed him grapes while Mike Krzyzewski arms him not just with a jumpshot, but for life.

At some point, asshole, you’re just going to have to accept that Florida State didn’t deserve a bid. Get over it.

Eric Boateng, who didn’t play a lot in his freshman year at Duke, is transferring to Arizona State, where Sendek landed after being jettisoned by NC State. Coach K tried to get him stay… he pulled him into his office, let him know there would be major minutes on the table for him, with Shelden Williams graduating. But it didn’t work.

Who knows if it will be a good move for Boateng… maybe he’ll be a complete non-factor. But for right now, it’s a nice little parting shot for Herb Sendek as he departs the ACC. This one has to feel good for him.

So… my apologies to John Beilein, and anyone who may have read this (particularly Allison; I don’t hate you, I swear)… I’m a jackass.  In fact, I’m adding this to the “Dickheads” category, referring to myself.

I know a lot of you disagree, but… I’m still holding the crying against him. If I was a GM with a top-5 pick, it would be a factor. It’s not that he cried after losing. That wouldn’t even register as a blip on the radar. I have no problem with crying. But the fact that he cried while losing, i.e., before he lost… I think that’s a sign of some emotional immaturity. And that’s fine, he certainly wouldn’t be the first slightly immature guy drafted in the NBA. And I’m not saying he won’t be a good player, but I do believe the tears are a legitimate red flag. How’s he going to handle it if he’s drafted by Charlotte or Atlanta, and he’s losing 7 or 8 out of every 10 games?

That said, though, physically, he’s got the body and the skill to justify a top-10 or even top-5 pick. He’s shown a good understanding of the game, the ability to hit contested shots, a willingness to fight for tough rebounds and to work hard without the ball. Those things should be enough to make him a good NBA player. Whether or not he can be great will depend on whether or not he can improve his defense, and how he can expand his offensive repetoire. A lot of the shots he got in college, he just put up over a defender because he was bigger and stronger. Those shots aren’t going to be there against, oh, say… Bruce Bowen or Tayshaun Prince.

He played one year of football in high school, and hasn’t played since. But his agent says he’s really good, and Jim Calhoun likes his chances… and his mom probably thinks he’s a wonderful boy, too. Best of luck to him.

And in case any of you missed it… Ed Nelson’s a rapper, too. And if you’re a queer, he’ll knock you out. Really, he will… have a listen.

Best of luck to Ed Nelson. Actually… no, I don’t mean that at all.

As it turns out, Big Ben was mad about some combination of being taken out of the game when he was, and not being involved in the offense… which doesn’t seem all that different from the reasoning behind the most famous refusal to enter a game, of course Scottie Pippen’s, when a last-second play was run for Toni Kukoc and not him. Ben wasn’t asking for the ball on any specific play, but just wanted some more touches in general.

No one seemed to mind the outburst. Flip Saunders and Lindsay Hunter seemed to kinda like it. And I think TrueHoop has it right… that’s what happens when you come to play and bust your ass every time out. Things are forgiven, people are a more willing to hear what you have to say, and you get the benefit of the doubt.  Granted, I’m a Pistons fan, so my reaction is a bit clouded, but his teammates all seemed to have a similar reaction.  Ben got more touches the next day, a day, oh by the way, in which he grabbed 22 rebounds and beat the hell out of a division rival.

Ultimately, there was little or no reaction because… well, because it’s Ben fucking Wallace, whose work ethic is evidently beyond reproach. It is, in fact, possible to earn the benefit of the doubt.

The last time we saw her, she was being carried off the court on the shoulders of Army cadets after the Army basketball team won their conference tournament. She appeared on TV with her brother, and they were obviously very close, and very much enjoying each others’ success. At least, you know… she was living life to the fullest. She was having a positive influence on people, she was giving of herself, she was sharing her talent with the world… Before she went, she did have a chance to do what she loved, and what she was very good at. Thank God for that.

Terribly, terribly, tragic thing.