Hello, person who still visits this site … thank you for not updating your bookmarks. I appreciate it.
If you didn’t know, I’ve left the FanHouse, and am now bringing the straight blog filth over at Yahoo!. You can find me here on the NFL tip, and sooner than later, also on the College Basketball tip over there.
One day in, I’m finding the Yahoo! audience to be a lot like the FanHouse audience, except way
more sensitive about multiple personality disorder. Of course, there’s always the possibility that all of those comments are from Herschel Walker … or maybe, upon further review, I wasn’t sensitive enough to a serious illness. I dunno. I didn’t think it was that harsh.
Anyway, if I manage not to get fired before then, I’ll be doing some cool stuff over there in the coming weeks. Perhaps you’ll join me. If not, YOU’RE A DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER.
So I’d like to point you in the direction of The Big Picture, a blog that’s doing a series of interviews with… other bloggers. So here’s me, talking about myself, and trying in vain to not sound like an egomaniac.
Also, you may have noticed a little bit of a new look here. If you didn’t notice, you are probably strung out on something expensive, and you should just go lay down. It’s probably a work in progress, and the major point of the redesign was to find a better way to work in links to my FanHouse work, because … you know, that’s where most of my weekday blogging time is spent these days. So there’s better and easier access to that, all in one handy location.
The voting closes today for the 2006 Weblog Awards… I’m currently in fifth place. I’d sort of like to move up, but not really. Nothing short of a gifted hacker (and I’m willing to listen to your ideas) could get me in the vicinity of Kissing Suzy Kolber or Deadspin. Baseball Musings has a pretty solid lead on me, too. I don’t really know anything about that blog, but if the owner wants to fight me, we can get at it. The only blog I could conceivably catch is TrueHoop, and I’m in no hurry to do so. TrueHoop’s a fine and invaluable site and should probably finish ahead of me.
But if you voted for me anyway, I do appreciate it. I mean that.
It’s tricky to make these sorts of posts. On one hand, I would like to make you aware that this little website has been nominated for an award… a 2006 Weblog Award in the category of Best Sports Blog, specifically. But on the other hand, I don’t want it to seem like I’m begging for votes, even though, deep down, that is probably the exactly reason for this post.
I don’t expect to win, and truthfully, don’t deserve to. I haven’t put the time in on this site that I have in the past, which is something we’ve never really discussed, and I do appreciate your understanding with that. But, you know… if I have a choice between posting something here, and posting something somewhere else and getting paid for it … well, the lifesize, anatomically-correct, bronze Barbaro statue I’m building in my front yard isn’t going to pay for itself. I wish there was time to do both things as well as I’d like to do them. I don’t feel good about it. My apologies.
But, anyway… the link is here, if you’d like to go vote. Thanks.
I apologize for the lack of an update yesterday. Sometimes, things just aren’t possible, but hopefully, that won’t be happening too often. But, just to keep you abreast of what I’ve been doing at the Fanhouse. Hopefully, you haven’t read these yet, and it feels like brand new content for you. At least the first one should be.
Just to point you in the direction of some of the things I’ve been doing over at The Fanhouse. You can find all of my things here, but I’ll hit some of the highlights for you.
AOL Sports has gotten into the blogging business. What they’ve done, actually, is bring a bunch of bloggers together under the same roof, and create one big, happy, NFL blog. They’ll eventually have something similar for all sports, I believe, but they’re starting with the NFL. And you can find it at:
And they’ve had the poor business sense to make me one such blogger. I can’t use profanity over there, which means you’re likely to see an exponential increase in the potty-mouth over here. I think that’s good news for all of us. Fucking awesome news, in fact.
I’ve been posting there for a little while, as we waited for the thing to go live. But live it is, and I’d encourage you to make it a daily stop. There are some very good NFL bloggers over there. Really. I wouldn’t bullshit you about something like that. Okay, I would, but I’m not.
You can find all of my posts, in one handy location, here.
So last night, I attempted to switch up my Amazon.com links down there on the left. You know, the ones that all of you completely ignore. And they have a new feature that automatically generates five links based on what appears on the site, the type of content here, etc. And the item at the top of the list was a DVD box set entitled “The Asian Collection - 20 Full Features in One Box.”
That’s right. Hardcore porno. Tera Patrick, Fujiko, Miko Lee, the whole gang… even Mimi Miyagi, a name that makes me want to just punch a porno producer in the face.
That’s what Amazon gets from this site. Sigh. Now, I’ll grant you… I don’t run the cleanest of enterprises. I embrace profanity and sexual innuendo like Joy Behar embraces Viagra jokes. But I’d like to think that I stop short of just outright pornography. I may feature some scantily-clad trim here and there, but I have boundaries. The one time I posted about “cream pies,” I swear, it was an honest mistake.
Edit: I could not make this up. I changed the link back to something I could customize on my own, because I didn’t want to advertise porno. The Asian Collection link could not have been up there for more than five minutes. And somebody fucking bought one. I kid you not. Those links are extremely rarely used… and within five minutes of its appearance here, someone bought a 20-Hour DVD box set of hardcore Asian porno for $39.99. Thank you, loyal and horny reader.
So in the span of about 20 minutes, I’ve sexually propositioned a judge and peddled Asian smut. I have had prouder days.
I’m not really much of a talker (as you may have noticed in the podcast)… especially when it comes to talking about myself. It’s just not something I enjoy. But the fine people at The Blog Reader wanted, for some reason, to profile me and my little web venture here. So I did an interview with them, and… well, here it is.
I do appreciate it, and I think the writer/interviewer P.G. Sittenfeld did quite a commendable job (although he does kinda make me seem like some sort of a Salinger-esque recluse). But again, I’m just not that comfortable talking about myself, partly because I can’t imagine why anyone would want to readabout me. I hope I don’t come off sounding like a sanctimonious prick. If I do, feel free to hate me.
Many many thanks to The Blog Reader, and to P.G. Great job.
Yeah, I forgot the mention that I’d be gone this week. Sorry. But until I get back next week (Monday or Tuesday), feel free to browse through some archives and see how I have not matured or advanced at all over the past three years. Have a good one.
Giant list of links edited out because they take forever to load. But they can be found here.
Anyway, sorry for the hiatus. I have been, as you may have guessed, ball-deep in a college basketball orgy. It’s about all I’ve done over the past three days. And if I’ve learned one thing, it’s this: I am tired of hearing about your fucking bracket.
You are not the first person to ever fill one out. You are not special or unique. My enjoyment of this sporting event does not hinge on how many first round matchups you won or lost.
I just don’t care. I find it despicable that you’re rooting for a 3-seed over 14-seed because you’ve got the 3-seed winning it all. The tournament is about upsets, it’s about fun, it’s about great basketball and contrasting styles and David kicking Goliath in his steroid-shrunken balls… and it irks me to no end that people will root against historic upsets because of a tournament pool that they’re not going to win anyway. I’m sure there are those of you who feel differently.
Of course, I’m on Deadspin this weekend, and I’ll be back with you here on Monday… I hope you’re enjoying the tournament.
MJD is back on Deadspin today. Feel free to join me over there… I may be back later in the day with something, I’m not sure. If not, though, enjoy this dirty-looking ice dancing picture, and wonder aloud what it might be like if the organizers of Vancouver 2012 changed it to “ice-fucking”:
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Hello, person who still visits this site … thank you for not updating your bookmarks. I appreciate it.
So I’d like to point you in the direction of The Big Picture, a blog that’s doing a series of interviews with… other bloggers. 
…and thus, I will be last.
I apologize for the lack of an update yesterday. Sometimes, things just aren’t possible, but hopefully, that won’t be happening too often. But, just to keep you abreast of what I’ve been doing at the Fanhouse. Hopefully, you haven’t read these yet, and it feels like brand new content for you. At least the first one should be.
AOL Sports has gotten into the blogging business. What they’ve done, actually, is bring a bunch of bloggers together under the same roof, and create one big, happy, NFL blog. They’ll eventually have something similar for all sports, I believe, but they’re starting with the NFL. And you can find it at:
So last night, I attempted to switch up my Amazon.com links down there on the left. You know, the ones that all of you completely ignore. And they have a new feature that automatically generates five links based on what appears on the site, the type of content here, etc. And the item at the top of the list was a DVD box set entitled “The Asian Collection - 20 Full Features in One Box.”
Hello everyone. I’m MJD. Perhaps you remember me.
