Skip to content

You are viewing the Letters from Pets category archive.

Day 1: A Letter From A Stray Dog In Sochi

Spot Live From Sochi

Regrettably, was unable to send a correspondent to Sochi. Fortunately, many of the city’s inhabitants are desperate to have their voices heard. They are dogs who can write letters, and we here at are happy to provide them with a forum. Today, МЕСТНЫЙ.

Two days ago, I met pleasant American journalist woman who pet me and call me “good boy.” I have heard she looks for me now and is sad, but if you see her, please tell her they are taking me to pleasant dog spa where I will get massage and dog pedicure, so everything okay. I am assured they will not murder me by putting bullet from Kalashnikov in back of head then obtusely dumping my body in mass grave. So I see her on Saturday for men’s luging event.

Continue Reading…

Continue reading Day 1: A Letter From A Stray Dog In Sochi

Leave a Comment