Sports in General Archive
16 Jan 2013
Watching Lance Armstrong Confess Doesn’t Have To Be Depressing

On Thursday, a man who could have once claimed to be America’s favorite son will tell Oprah Winfrey, in front of the world, that he was a doper. It will possibly be the last act in Lance Armstrong’s spectacular nosedive from sainthood, and it will leave everyone feeling dirty, except for maybe Oprah. It can
01 Dec 2012
I wish the Chiefs/Panthers game wasn’t happening
I can’t criticize the decision to go ahead with the Carolina Panthers vs. Kansas City Chiefs game tomorrow as scheduled. Who knows the right thing to do after an NFL linebacker kills his girlfriend, and then does the same to himself in front of the team’s head coach and general manager? If you know of
05 Nov 2012
A reminder, re: Terry Bradshaw and his bucket of chicken

Intent is irrelevant. Applied to Terry, what “intent is irrelevant” means is that he is not a virulent, hateful, pitchfork-toting racist who wishes all black Americans were dead and/or on a boat headed to West Africa. No evidence need be supplied to combat that accusation (he sits right next to Curt Menefee! He gave the
28 Jun 2010
It was nice to have you on the USA Soccer bandwagon. You can stay if you want.

That was a lot of fun. I liked watching the United States team scratch and claw their way through the World Cup, and I think a lot of you did, too. In fact, I know you did. About 15 million of you watched us play Ghana on TV, and I’m sure a great deal many
08 Sep 2006
I Will Not Hesitate To Elbow Your Child
Some Kansas Jayhawk football fans (?) are a little upset at a new ticketing policy in Lawrence. If you bring a toddler to the game now, they’re going to need a full-price ticket, regardless of age or size. “I just thought it was pretty tacky,” Owen Foust said. “It’s just a grab for money.” and…
28 Aug 2006
Stem Cells And Your Favorite Striker
Something about this feels kinda … off-putting. Five professional soccer players in Europe have had stem cells from their newborn babies frozen, for the potential future use in repairing their own bodies. So, for example, if Joe Cole (and I’m just using him as an example) rips up his ACL in a few years, we
25 Aug 2006
The Drunkest Cities In America, And The Reasons Why
Forbes.com has released their list of the drunkest cities in America, and I believe that you can trade the causes for the alcoholism directly to sports. A brief analysis: 1. Milwaukee. You know, the focus here will naturally be on the nickname “Brewers,” as it should be, but I’d argue that the Bucks had more
27 Jul 2006
Floyd Landis Trying Really Hard To Fit In
Much like every other cyclist who anyone’s ever heard of, Floyd Landis is in a little bit of pee-pee trouble. He tested positive for an unusual amount of testosterone, and… you know what, I just don’t care. And it’s not because I don’t care about cycling, or that I hate the Tour de France, in
12 Jul 2006
The FCC Is Getting Carried Away
As part of the government’s quest to preserve your values, the FCC is asking various networks for tapes of sporting events that could possibly include profanity from players, coaches, and fans. Any little slip-ups are likely to draw huge fines. Under federal court rulings and commission rules, material is indecent if it “in context, depicts
23 Jun 2006
Hey, Beach Volleyball
It’s beach volleyball season. I just wanted to be sure that you were aware. You can catch up on the action here. Man, I love beach volleyball. Huge fan. Can’t get enough.
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