Torino Archive

Bode Miller To Play Minor League Ball

It’s just for one game, and is a charity thing/publicity stunt. Bode will be suiting up for the Nashua Pride. From the ESPN.com news services article… Downhill skier Bode Miller, who won two silver medals at the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002 but was shut out in a disappointing showing in this year’s Torino

Bode Miller “Rocked.”

I get about half of what Bode Miller has been saying. I understand that there can be great performances that don’t result in gold medals or world championships and wins. I get that. I get that you have to live for your own expectations, and not those of other people. I get that winning and

Oh, Our Spoiled American Athletes…

You know, our Olympic hockey team didn’t catch a lot of flak for their horrendous performance in Torino. I realize that it’s because no one cares about hockey, but still… I think it’s a little unfair that when our basketball team comes home with bronze, everyone calls them a bunch of lazy, selfish, pussbags… and

Suck it, Chad Hedrick.

Bronze: Chad Hedrick. Silver: Shani Davis. Gold: Italian guy named Enrico Fabris.

Giant Douche finishes sixth in Giant Slalom

Bode Miller is now 0-for-the Olympics, failing to medal in his 4th event. He’s only got one left, and it’s said to be his weakest event, which is kind of hard to imagine. He finished sixth in the giant slalom, which, don’t get me wrong, makes him a pretty bad motherfucker. But if you’re going

Bryant Gumbel gets militant

Well, no, not really. I know I’m late on this, but if you missed it, like me, Bryant Gumbel had this to say recently on HBO’s Real Sports: Finally, tonight, the Winter Games. Count me among those who don’t care about them and won’t watch them. In fact, I figure that when Thomas Paine said

Yesterday in Torino…

There’s just no good way for me to do this. By the time I blog about someone winning a medal, like… 12 hours have passed, and, chances are, being the internet-savvy bastard that you are, you’ve known about it for quite some time. But I’m going to pretend like none of that has happened. Joey

Yesterday in Torino…

Join Bode? Okay, where? Oh, you’ll be the guy not standing on the medal podium? Alright, cool, I’ll join you there. I guess that’s a little harsh, but for someone who made that much noise before the Olympics, I was expecting a little more. And there are other events left for him, sure, but the

Um…

What the fuck, Italy?  Apparently, the entertainment for the Opening Ceremonies was provided by Club Vandersexxx. I mean, hey, do your thing, Italy… but some of this was just fucking weird.