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22 Feb 2013
Danica! Rousey! Carmouche! What’s Really At Stake In This Women’s Weekend Of Sports
The two most captivating figures in sports this weekend are Danica Patrick and Ronda Rousey. They are both female. This seems like a big deal. As much as social progress and gender equality are important to me, I can’t claim to be any kind of activist or role model in the promotion of women’s sports.
04 Jan 2007
This Is Sports Related Because She’s Holding A Football
That’s Jessica Alba. Courtesy of Would Would Tyler Durden Do. There are more pictures there. I can’t stop sweating.
21 Nov 2006
Women Weaken Legs, Ronnie Brown
If you’re looking for reasons as to why Ronnie Brown only gained 2 yards on 12 carries against the Vikings this weekend… pop Rocky in the DVD player and listen as Mick warns Rock: “Women weaken legs.” And Ronnie Brown has picked a hell of a leg-weakener. From BenMaller.com (via the Miami Herald, where the
17 Nov 2006
This Is A Sitcom Waiting To Happen
“You know, unless you’re nude and begging for a solid Dr. Z-style rogering, I really have no use for you.”
02 Nov 2006
Jenna Jameson Is Not Welcome At Marine Corps Events
UFC bad-ass Tito Ortiz was recently invited to be the guest of honor at the US Marine Corps’ Birthday Ball. He accepted, and was going to happily be there… until the Marine Corps got word that his girlfriend gets hammered on film for money. Tito’s dating porn star Jenna Jameson, and would have, of course,
20 Oct 2006
…And So Do I
Found at MisterIrrelevant.com is this commercial for… I dunno, tits? Clearly, we here in America have much to learn about jersey-swapping, and about commercials. I just saw this at Insomniac’s Lounge, too… so I don’t know who to credit. But thanks.
20 Sep 2006
…And That’s When The Whores Come In
An Irish newspaper printed topless photos of some woman who they incorrectly said was Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren. Obviously, American newspapers still have a lot to learn from their European counterparts. I would like to see the Pittsburgh Tribune Review to publish photographs on Saturday of Carson Palmer in some hot cornholing action. But
09 Aug 2006
Apparently, We’re Big Into Asian Porno Here
So last night, I attempted to switch up my Amazon.com links down there on the left. You know, the ones that all of you completely ignore. And they have a new feature that automatically generates five links based on what appears on the site, the type of content here, etc. And the item at the