http://www.themightymjd.com slangin' knowledge... since 2003. Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:35:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hello, person who still visits this site ... thank you for not updating your bookmarks.  I appreciate it. If you didn't know, I've left the FanHouse, and am now bringing the straight blog filth over at Yahoo!.  You can find me here on the NFL tip, and sooner than later, also ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2008/01/22/im-over-here-now/ Joey Porter is accused of punching Cincinnati Bengals tackle Levi Jones near a blackjack table in Vegas's Palms Casino. themightymjd.com has obtained security footage of the fight, and we present to you here the transcript. Levi Jones: Congratulations on that contract you signed with the Dolphins, Joey. I'm ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/03/20/joey-porterlevi-jones-fight-the-transcript/ I don't know if that was his wife that was so excited about it... but that guy got to see both of her perms that night. http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/03/05/athlete-of-the-week-guy-with-the-feathered-hair-and-turquoise-polo/ I'm not the kind of guy who wants to tell anyone what to do with their body, but... well, I think it's weird to get a picture of someone permanently inked to your skin when that person doesn't know or like you. That's just me. Anyway, SI.com has a gallery ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/26/these-will-be-difficult-to-explain-to-the-grandkids/ I didn't see it, I'm sorry to say, but from what I can gather, yesterday's Carling Cup final between Arsenal and Chelsea was kind of a humdinger. First, John Terry nearly fucking died. He was kicked in the head as he dove at a header off a corner ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/26/john-terry-takes-a-dive/ The Chargers filled four positions yesterday. First, at head coach, they brought in Norv Turner (whose position is, I believe, listed inaccurately at Wikipedia). As defensive coordinator, they brought in Ted Cottrell. As linebackers coach, they brought in Ron Rivera. And in a completely unexpected move, ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/20/so-norv-turner-awesome/ I've spent about a week now talking about Tim Hardaway at the FanHouse, and on Deadspin. He said he hates guys who are down with the dong, and I really put a lot of time and effort into slamming him for it. I got carried away. If ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/19/im-sorry-tim-hardaway/ Tomorrow's Valentine's Day, that one special day of the year where you're required to spend hundreds of dollars on your lady in the hopes that you'll buy the right things and she'll let you bone her. And for those of you who can't think about what to do for ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/13/i-can-be-romantic-but-this-is-real-were-going-to-eat-some-chicken-tonight/ Hey guys. My name's Socks. I'm normally not the letter-writing type. I'm really not. I just want to keep to myself and go about my days with no one bothering me. I don't need any attention or any special favors, like Flip Murray's turtle does. ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/12/a-letter-from-ron-artests-great-dane/ I know ESPN's excited about the coming out of John Amaechi, but I think their new "All headlines should be gay in nature" policy goes a little too far. http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/11/nascars-made-some-changes-i-see/ You probably knew it was coming... for reasons I may explain at a later date, I put it over at the Smorgasbord site. Here you go. And if you're going to comment, I'd suggest doing so here, as opposed to over there... it's just that I check/moderate/approve these ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/30/a-letter-from-barbaro/ Listen, I'm gonna need you to cut me a break here. I've got a couple of things working against me. First, I'm a poodle, and most people think poodles are pussies. Also, Tom Brady's my owner, and most people think Tom Brady's a pussy. Well, let ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/18/a-letter-from-tom-bradys-poodle/ Marty Schottenheimer might be fired by the time I wake up, and I'm not sure how I'll feel about that. If you'd have asked me a couple of weeks ago, Marty would have been, in my mind, bulletproof. He's been phenomenal for the Chargers through his tenure, even ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/15/and-darkness-washed-over-the-dude/ I've seen it talked about in a number of places recently. That Mark McGwire is a baseball pariah because of the perception that he used steroids, while "no one cares" that Shawne Merriman was framed busted for steroids. And maybe this is coming from a personal place, and ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/12/the-steroid-double-standard-is-a-myth/ I don't say that with any disrespect to Florida -- they did what they did, and they earned that pretty crystal football. But Florida isn't the subject of this post, it's Boise State, and there's no team in the country that can say with 100% certainty that they are ... http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/09/if-i-went-to-boise-state-id-be-celebrating-a-national-championship-right-now/