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		<title>That could not have gone better for Victor Ortiz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Victor Ortiz wanted a way out. He got it. And we got one hell of an entertaining fight night.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2011/09/18/that-could-not-have-gone-better-for-victor-ortiz/</link>
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		<title>Brock Lesnar. Holy Jesus.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lesnar the baddest man on the planet, Lesnar the insane athlete you really should make an effort to watch because guys like this don't come around very often ... that's what I want to talk about.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2010/07/04/brock-lesnar-holy-jesus/</link>
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		<title>It was nice to have you on the USA Soccer bandwagon. You can stay if you want.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think you came into the World Cup without even considering the possibility that you'd invest in it emotionally, and then you did. Do you know what that means? It means that you could like soccer.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2010/06/28/it-was-nice-to-have-you-on-the-usa-soccer-bandwagon-you-can-stay-if-you-want/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Over Here Now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello, person who still visits this site &#8230; thank you for not updating your bookmarks.&#160; I appreciate it. If you didn&#8217;t know, I&#8217;ve left the FanHouse, and am now bringing the straight blog filth over at Yahoo!.&#160; You can find me here on the NFL tip, and sooner than later, also on the College Basketball [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2008/01/22/im-over-here-now/</link>
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		<title>Joey Porter/Levi Jones Fight:  The Transcript</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Joey Porter: FINE. Then they GONNA COLOR-MATCH LEVI JONES' VAGINA (Porter kicks the air).]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/03/20/joey-porterlevi-jones-fight-the-transcript/</link>
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		<title>Athlete Of The Week:  Guy With The Feathered Hair and Turquoise Polo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if that was his wife that was so excited about it&#8230; but that guy got to see both of her perms that night.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/03/05/athlete-of-the-week-guy-with-the-feathered-hair-and-turquoise-polo/</link>
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		<title>These Will Be Difficult To Explain To The Grandkids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not the kind of guy who wants to tell anyone what to do with their body, but&#8230; well, I think it&#8217;s weird to get a picture of someone permanently inked to your skin when that person doesn&#8217;t know or like you. That&#8217;s just me. Anyway, SI.com has a gallery up right now if the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/26/these-will-be-difficult-to-explain-to-the-grandkids/</link>
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		<title>John Terry Takes A Dive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t see it, I&#8217;m sorry to say, but from what I can gather, yesterday&#8217;s Carling Cup final between Arsenal and Chelsea was kind of a humdinger. First, John Terry nearly fucking died. He was kicked in the head as he dove at a header off a corner kick&#8230; maybe &#8220;almost died&#8221; is an overstatement, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/26/john-terry-takes-a-dive/</link>
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		<title>So, Norv Turner&#8230; Awesome</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Chargers filled four positions yesterday. First, at head coach, they brought in Norv Turner (whose position is, I believe, listed inaccurately at Wikipedia). As defensive coordinator, they brought in Ted Cottrell. As linebackers coach, they brought in Ron Rivera. And in a completely unexpected move, the Chargers hired a Mexican day laborer name Pablo [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/20/so-norv-turner-awesome/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry, Tim Hardaway</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve spent about a week now talking about Tim Hardaway at the FanHouse, and on Deadspin. He said he hates guys who are down with the dong, and I really put a lot of time and effort into slamming him for it. I got carried away. If you missed any of it, here&#8217;s the &#8220;Tim [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/19/im-sorry-tim-hardaway/</link>
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		<title>I Can Be Romantic, But This Is Real&#8230; We&#8217;re Going To Eat Some Chicken Tonight</title>
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		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/13/i-can-be-romantic-but-this-is-real-were-going-to-eat-some-chicken-tonight/</link>
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		<title>A Letter From Ron Artest&#8217;s Great Dane</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys. My name&#8217;s Socks. I&#8217;m normally not the letter-writing type. I&#8217;m really not. I just want to keep to myself and go about my days with no one bothering me. I don&#8217;t need any attention or any special favors, like Flip Murray&#8217;s turtle does. But I had to write this letter. It might be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/12/a-letter-from-ron-artests-great-dane/</link>
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		<title>NASCAR&#8217;s Made Some Changes, I See&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know ESPN&#8217;s excited about the coming out of John Amaechi, but I think their new &#8220;All headlines should be gay in nature&#8221; policy goes a little too far.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/02/11/nascars-made-some-changes-i-see/</link>
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		<title>A Letter From Barbaro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You probably knew it was coming&#8230; for reasons I may explain at a later date, I put it over at the Smorgasbord site. Here you go. And if you&#8217;re going to comment, I&#8217;d suggest doing so here, as opposed to over there&#8230; it&#8217;s just that I check/moderate/approve these comments way more often than those.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/30/a-letter-from-barbaro/</link>
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		<title>A Letter From Tom Brady&#8217;s Poodle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen, I&#8217;m gonna need you to cut me a break here. I&#8217;ve got a couple of things working against me. First, I&#8217;m a poodle, and most people think poodles are pussies. Also, Tom Brady&#8217;s my owner, and most people think Tom Brady&#8217;s a pussy. Well, let me clear a couple of things up for you. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2007/01/18/a-letter-from-tom-bradys-poodle/</link>
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