30
January
Well, I’m dead. You happy now, motherfucker? I’m sure you thought I went somewhere else, but I hate to break it to you, chappy… I’m in horse heaven. I’m eating oats soaked in Cristal and getting my giant horse balls licked by a 20-year-old Anne Bancroft every night. Live with that, cocksucker. So yeah, they’ve [...]
19
January
So the football action isn’t starting until 3 o’clock today, but this could be the last Smorgasbord and I don’t wanna shortchange anyone. I’m still getting there at 12:30 to take in the Spurs/Celtics game. Some of you may not be down with pro hoops (and judging from the number of hits on the “Throwin’ [...]
12
January
Checking out the last few minutes of the CBS pre-game show, Danks brings up the idea of a flag football tournament between the pre-game show teams. I say we exclude ringers like Keyshawn and Shannon Sharpe… and I’m giving the edge to CBS. Deion is clearly the best athlete involved, and Jim Nantz has a [...]
5
January
I walked into the Sports Bar this week… the place was packed… security was tight… electricity was in the air. I entered the front room, and the crowd erupted into a chant of “ONE MORE SMORGASBORD! (clap, clap, clapclapclap) ONE MORE SMORGASBORD!” I was moved… and so here it is. ONE MORE SMORGASBORD! Actually, the [...]