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October
Accompanied by a sappy piano in the background, Terrell Owens is crying on CBS. Listen, I’m really sorry that his grandmother died, and it’s cool that he’s working to get funding for Alzheimer’s research, but… it’s 12:30 on a Sunday. It’s time for football. It is not time for a very special episode of Dr. [...]
24
October
“Is this guy just another dumb fucking white man, or what?” That’s Robert Deniro from Casino and today, it’s me when I learn that the TV guy has the Chargers game on at the tiny little TV at the bar. He knows I’m coming, he knows I’ll bitch, and he knows he’s going to end [...]
17
October
The epic Redskins/Bears tilt is on a big screen in the front room, and the 3-2 Chargers are playing the 4-1 Falcons on a little TV in the back. Unbelievable. I’m fucking hungover, I’ve already spent 2 and a half hours in a car this morning, and now I’m alone in the back because the [...]
10
October
To start things off this week, I need to send out some love to my boy Kevin, who is currently at the hospital awaiting the delivery of the 2nd child. He’s also probably really mad at his wife for going into labor right before the Steelers game. It wouldn’t shock me to learn that he [...]
3
October
Crazy Fish Guy’s in the house this week, and he is, for some reason, wearing a snug Colorado State t-shirt. And his sunglasses, indoors. Danks speculates that CSU covered the spread yesterday, and he’s showing some appreciation. I think he’s just the finest CSU grad in the history of the world. And oh… oh my. [...]