30
October
I walk in to the front room of the bar, and the waitress who loves me comes over and says hello and makes a little small talk. But the games are better in the back room, so I go take a seat back there. And my server today will be a gutter whore in a [...]
23
October
Says Michael Irvin on Countdown, “Rumors are swirling that Ray Lewis is not the player he once was.” Um, rumors? Hey, I heard a rumor that China was considering a communist form of government, too. Any truth to that one? Great scoop, Mike. To quote my man Lloyd Christmas as he exits an Aspen bar, [...]
16
October
If I was at the Vikings game today, I’d have dressed up in a sailor outfit, put a rip in my pants, messed up my hair and held a sign that said, “FRED SMOOT, YOU WERE FANTASTIC.” All the pregame shows, of course, have some talk about Tedy Bruschi and his possible comeback sometime this [...]
9
October
I walk in and sit down at the same table I always do, a waitress comes and gets me a drink, and I’m sitting there with a menu and a beverage in front of me… and then the same girl who was eager to pleasure me last week comes over, puts her hand on the [...]
3
October
To start the day, a waitress who isn’t even waiting on me comes over and gives my shoulder a little squeeze and says it’s nice to see me. She adds that she notices that I’m always sitting in the same place every week. I don’t think she’s ever even waited on me before. Given these [...]