Week 12 – 2005/2006

The TV guy has stuck the Chargers/Redskins game in the back room, which means I won’t be seeing any of the Bucs/Bears game, but instead will have my eyes on Bengals/Ravens, Rams/Texans, and 49ers/Titans. Those are three very disgusting games. I’m starting to think that those commercials are right, and Sunday is for bowling. It’s [...]

Week 11 – 2005/2006

Looks like it’s going to be a pretty light crowd today. We might have this place all to ourselves. I stroll in and start rearranging tables, and my girl, without me even asking, brings me a glass of ice water. I thank her, and she puts her hand on my back and says, “You’re welcome, [...]

Week 10 – 2005/2006

Anyone else getting a little annoyed with Tom Jackson on ESPN’s Countdown? He just gets so perturbed when anyone disagrees with him, and he gets this look on his face like someone just stole his cookies. He seems much happier and much more comfortable on Primetime when he’s alone with Berman. When Steve Young and [...]

Week 09 – 2005/2006

A full hour before any games have begun, some Browns fan is banging on the table and screaming things like, “GO BROWNS” and “BRAYLON EDWARDS VERSUS PAC MAN JONES, BABY.” Usually, emotion like that is reserved for fans of teams that have a chance to accomplish something. And what he’s expecting to get out of [...]