Week 15 – 2005/2006

We’ve got a brand new waitress this week. She is also of the overly-friendly variety, but of course, that may just be my undeniable sexual magnetism. She’s friendly, she’s bubbly, and she’s a little touchy-feely, which of course I like. You know, I really feel like the Chargers have a better than 50% chance to [...]

Week 14 – 2005/2006

My arrival was delayed until right at kickoff this week, which is not my usual modus operandi. I like to get in at around noon or so, enjoy a little bit of NFL Countdown, and give the waitresses a chance to have me all to themselves for a while. But I did a little traveling [...]

Week 13 – 2005/2006

My girl is here, but she isn’t our waitress. Our waitress is the skanked-out Raiders fan, only she isn’t wearing her Raiders jersey this weekend, so I guess I won’t demand that she not be allowed to touch my food. Meanwhile, my girl is over there calling some other guy “baby,” and acting all friendly. [...]