30
October
Alright, I want to kick this fucker down a flight of stairs. In consecutive weeks, I’ve seen one guy wearing Chargers, Chiefs, and now Raiders jerseys. Who does that? “Hey man, who’s your favorite team?” “No one, really, but I like the whole AFC West.” Realignment must’ve been very difficult for him. There’s a new [...]
23
October
Just to give fair warning, we’re only going to have about half a Smorgasbord today. I fucked up something in my back this morning… it’s not major, but I’m not well. I can’t extend my middle finger at an Eagles fan without a fair amount of discomfort. I don’t feel like sitting here all day. [...]
16
October
Here’s a perfectly reasonable question, posed by my man Dirty: In that commercial where Golic asks Greenbreg to pass him the salt… why the hell can’t Golic just get the salt himself? When he points to it, it’s no more than a couple inches from his hand. And Greenberg is the bed-wetting mama’s boy? Bullshit, [...]
9
October
Michael Irvin are Mike Ditka are debating the best team in the NFC, with Irvin arguing for the Cowboys and Ditka arguing for the Bears (ya don’t say). And if this was being scored by a college debate judge… Irvin would be killing him. That’s not something you want to put on your resume, Coach. [...]
2
October
I think Tom Jackson broke into Michael Irvin’s closet this morning. He’s wearing a black pinstripe suit that I believe is made party of aluminum. TJ doesn’t usually get that flashy. It also amuses me how he gets a pissed off look on his face every time Michael Irvin even opens his mouth to speak. [...]