Week 14 – 2005/2006

My arrival was delayed until right at kickoff this week, which is not my usual modus operandi. I like to get in at around noon or so, enjoy a little bit of NFL Countdown, and give the waitresses ....

Week 13 – 2005/2006

My girl is here, but she isn’t our waitress. Our waitress is the skanked-out Raiders fan, only she isn’t wearing her Raiders jersey this weekend, so I guess I won’t demand that ....

Week 12 – 2005/2006

The TV guy has stuck the Chargers/Redskins game in the back room, which means I won’t be seeing any of the Bucs/Bears game, but instead will have my eyes on Bengals/Ravens, Rams/Texans, and....

Week 11 – 2005/2006

Looks like it’s going to be a pretty light crowd today. We might have this place all to ourselves. I stroll in and start rearranging tables, and my girl, without me even asking, brings me a....

Week 10 – 2005/2006

Anyone else getting a little annoyed with Tom Jackson on ESPN’s Countdown? He just gets so perturbed when anyone disagrees with him, and he gets this look on his face like someone just stol....

Week 08 – 2005/2006

I walk in to the front room of the bar, and the waitress who loves me comes over and says hello and makes a little small talk. But the games are better in the back room, so I go take a seat back ....

Week 07 – 2005/2006

Says Michael Irvin on Countdown, “Rumors are swirling that Ray Lewis is not the player he once was.” Um, rumors? Hey, I heard a rumor that China was considering a communist form of go....

Week 06 – 2005/2006

If I was at the Vikings game today, I’d have dressed up in a sailor outfit, put a rip in my pants, messed up my hair and held a sign that said, “FRED SMOOT, YOU WERE FANTASTIC.”....

Week 05 – 2005/2006

I walk in and sit down at the same table I always do, a waitress comes and gets me a drink, and I’m sitting there with a menu and a beverage in front of me… and then the same girl who....